Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


quester - Jun 13, 2011 6:14:17 pm PDT #4448 of 5671
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Requesting some health~ma for my oldest sister. She has some fast moving infection and is in the hospital.


Sparky1 - Jun 14, 2011 6:37:14 am PDT #4449 of 5671
Librarian Warlord

My DH has accepted a new job that will be based in NYC, and so he will be there at least two nights a week starting June 27th. (Speaking of someone's Plan A . . . who knew world peace would complicate my life so much?) We believe we have a lead on a part-time apartment for him, but if anyone knows someone who would like to share rent and would be an easy commute to the UN, ping me!)


megan walker - Jun 14, 2011 10:35:33 am PDT #4450 of 5671
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Jobma over the next couple of hours would be gratefully appreciated. I welcome any positive vibes in the direction of SF.


Connie Neil - Jun 14, 2011 3:00:49 pm PDT #4451 of 5671
brillig

25 years ago today, I told this guy that I would be legally connected to him. I've often thought I wouldn't have done it if I'd known all the things that would happen, but I'm still here, and here I stay. For better and for worse, my beloved. The better with you is pretty damned good.


smonster - Jun 16, 2011 12:50:41 pm PDT #4452 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Peektures of ma new house on flickr. Hope this link works - [link]


Volans - Jun 16, 2011 2:21:24 pm PDT #4453 of 5671
move out and draw fire

Boston-area-istas, I'll be in Waltham in mid-July and would love to see you. F2F thread!


Barb - Jun 18, 2011 2:59:26 pm PDT #4454 of 5671
“Not dead yet!”

Requesting some of the much patented ~ma- I'm performing in a dancing showcase tonight, my first time in costume (a borrowed one but still) and doing one of my competition routines.

~ma so that I don't blow it completely would be much appreciated.


Sparky1 - Jun 21, 2011 7:27:31 am PDT #4455 of 5671
Librarian Warlord

As the Natterers know, we were able to confirm a sighting of my lost dog last night. This is the first confirmation that she's alive we've had since the night she was lost in April, and we're trying to make the most of it. Your tweets, facebook posts and other social media were a great help to us in generating a lot of interest in her story. I did three television interviews, and the Washington Post ran a column. So, I'm asking for your help again. Please post a link to our blog so we can get people to help us get the word out in the area and we can find volunteers to help us get posters up. [link]


Barb - Jun 21, 2011 2:15:53 pm PDT #4456 of 5671
“Not dead yet!”

Hey all, Lewis has started a new review site that's unusual, to say the least. He's taken on reviewing aps of questionable origin, as it were from the Mac App Store. The site is called It Came From the App Store and it's gone live (with its one whole review... woooo!). Please go check it out: [link]


erikaj - Jun 25, 2011 7:34:31 am PDT #4457 of 5671
Always Anti-fascist!

I would like some health-ma for my brother, please. I am afraid, since he complains so much lately, that I have not taken his muscle aches and skin rash very seriously, although I think that is still better than my dad, the hypochondriac, looking at shit that's been on House episodes and telling him he has them. I hope it's not a big deal and that something can happen so his mood improves, also. I hope my dad can someday begin to make peace with the idea that he will die so he can be less creepy when people are sick or hurt.