Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


billytea - May 19, 2011 5:08:09 pm PDT #4423 of 5671
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I've uploaded new photos of Ryan. [link]

Highlights include his baptism: [link] and his 2nd birthday: [link]
In addition:

Young Jedi: [link]
Devouring his cultural heritage: [link]
Ready for (undoubtedly messy) action! [link]


smonster - May 20, 2011 10:14:12 am PDT #4424 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

House ~ma, please! There's a 3 br right near Nora and DJ's cousins that sounds really sweet. KM is goig to look at it this afternoon. Spare bedroom, people. For Buffistas and such.


Scrappy - May 20, 2011 12:06:51 pm PDT #4425 of 5671
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The DH is off to the urologist. No-more-kidney-bleeding-ma would be welcomed.


quester - May 20, 2011 4:52:08 pm PDT #4426 of 5671
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

One of my 2 living uncles is circling the drain, I just found out. Please, some easy passing~ma for him and peace~ma for his family.


smonster - May 21, 2011 9:30:46 am PDT #4427 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I can has house in NOLA! Big thanks to Nora and K.


Fay - May 23, 2011 7:36:11 am PDT #4428 of 5671
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I know I've not been around for months upon months, so it's particularly cheeky of me to drop in and ask for -ma, but I'm not a religious person and I can't pray because it would be hollow. But I've always felt about the -ma that it's my equivalent of lighting a candle for people.

Anyway, my wee sister (healthy eating, sporty, samba-dancing, just qualified as a zumba instructor) has got this lump on her neck, and earlier in the week she went in to the hospital and thought she was just going to get it scanned or examined or whatever, and was a bit shocked when they gave her a biopsy. Apparently the envelope with the results in is sitting waiting for her right now; she's on her way back home from London.

So I would really appreciate some everything-benign-and-nothing-scary kind of -ma, guys, if you don't mind me dropping in like this out of the blue. She is my baby sister. (Yes, fine, she's 28 - in my head, she will always be 12.) My mind is one big blob of denial right now.


Theresa - May 24, 2011 12:21:13 pm PDT #4429 of 5671
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Requesting ma not so much for myself, but for all those in the severe weather targeted area tonight. Everything is fine in Wichita atm, but I can hear thunder and the Weather Channel pictures of Oklahoma are pretty scary looking. So ma to cover Buffistas from KC all the way south to Texas to get through these storms tonight. Of course I mean to include all the other storm targeted areas as well.

eta: Wichita made it through the gauntlet this evening. Sending positive thoughts to all those who weren't so lucky.


quester - May 28, 2011 7:34:05 am PDT #4430 of 5671
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I lost a week of internet time. During this last week my Uncle died in his sleep, so thank you all for your gentle passing ~ma.

Also, the first of my 4 pregnant nieces gave birth to a baby girl named Amelia Jayne. And, yes that spelling of the name is related to Firefly.


Laga - May 28, 2011 11:07:34 am PDT #4431 of 5671
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Please may I have some Buffista~ma for my best friend's mother. She was just admitted to the hospital with chest pains.


Maria - May 30, 2011 9:22:45 am PDT #4432 of 5671
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Some easy-passing~ma would be appreciated for my uncle. While the lung cancer hasn't spread, he is in congestive heart failure due to secondary infections. The doctors have recommended hospice, so the end is near. We just want him out of pain. Thanks for the good thoughts over the last six months.