Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


smonster - May 17, 2010 2:19:55 pm PDT #3946 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Paging Corwood Industries! amych informs that Federal is closed , so we'll be next door at James Joyce.


lisah - May 17, 2010 2:47:16 pm PDT #3947 of 5671
Punishingly Intricate

My very old, very good dog Frank had a seizure or something this weekend while he was boarding at his vet's. The vet called me this morning while I was on my way to pick him up and said he wasn't able to walk and she said it may be time to euthanize him. I picked up Bob and we went over to see him and it was clear that he was in pretty bad shape so we did euthanize him. He was quite elderly and in failing health for a while so it was not a huge shock but still very hard. He'd been an amazing companion to me for the last 13 years.


Fay - May 19, 2010 5:22:44 am PDT #3948 of 5671
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

SERIOUSLY bad shit going down in Bangkok at the moment. I'm safe for now, but kind of freaked the fuck out. Stock exchange in flames, Bangkok's biggest, swankiest mall (atop which was the restaurant where I took my parents & sister for New Year) complete inferno, TV building torched with people inside - basically, crazy apocalypse now bad times.

Am presently in apartment fair distance outside hot spots, but at this point the protesters are scattered through the city, rioting & causing mayhem. Curfew in place from 8pm to 6am. Currently I have electricity & internet, but no mobile signal. Cat trapped in apartment miles away - tried to evacuate him today, but he holed up under the bed & I wasn't prepared to stay there more than half an hour; left him with food & water & got the hell out of dodge, crossing fingers that my apartment would remain intact. (Electricity apparently went down shortly afterwards.)

Cannot see any happy outcome. Trying to stay zen, but getting quite scared. Unfortunately, remain atheist in foxhole; however, would be grateful for your -ma, or prayers or magic or good wishes or whatever you personally do to in the way of -ma. Because it makes me feel a bit less freaked out knowing that someone gives a shit.


Dana - May 19, 2010 10:00:25 am PDT #3949 of 5671
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Thank you for last week's job-ma for my husband. In an hour: round two! I would appreciate your crossing any spare body parts you can cross.


beekaytee - May 19, 2010 1:25:37 pm PDT #3950 of 5671
Compassionately intolerant

By the grace of all things beneficent, my beloved Niki made it through her surgery today. She is still in recovery, but the doctor said it went as well as any such thing could.

I give profound thanks for every good thought and speck of ~ma.


Volans - May 20, 2010 4:42:34 am PDT #3951 of 5671
move out and draw fire

Can I ask for ~ma on behalf of one of my best friends? Her little brother went into cardiac arrest, hit his head when he fell, and has been in ICU for a week.

While he can breathe on his own now, one lung collapsed due to a blood/mucus clot. They've tried 3 times to get it out; today will be the 4th, full surgery with general anesthesia.

The surgery is at 11:30 board time; any bits of ~ma you can spare would be wonderful, as they can't do anything else until this clot is dealt with.


Typo Boy - May 21, 2010 12:11:36 pm PDT #3952 of 5671
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Buffista ~Ma is powerful. My friend N is being called back with 7 other finalists for a second interview. (N refers tot his as the "Evening Gown competition.) If she gets through that she gets called back with 2 other finalists for a final interview. If she wins that she gets an offer. So ~Ma for her on getting through that process. Also she has a resume out to another place that she thinks is her dream job so ~Ma on that too.

Umm, and I'm have a biopsy on Monday. So ItsNothingMa for me on that please. A heck of a lot of requests at once I know.


hippocampus - May 27, 2010 4:21:11 pm PDT #3953 of 5671
not your mom's socks.

asking for some quick remission~ma for a good friend who is going into the hospital for leukemia-related chemo. she has two young kids and is a wonderful person, mother, artist, and friend.


Stephanie - May 29, 2010 6:13:43 am PDT #3954 of 5671
Trust my rage

Hi Everyone,

Tamara's (-t) husband Henry died suddenly and unexpectedly yesterday. On Facebook, she posted:

The funeral will be this Sunday, May 30, at 1:30 PM at Gan Shalom Cemetery, 1100 Bear Creek Road, Briones (GPS may need the city to be called Martinez), CA 94553. Please come if you can, or visit while I am sitting Shiva the remainder of the week. And tell anyone who loves Henry that doesn't already know. Thank you.

Also, there is a website here:

[link]

(I asked her permission before posting this, but I really don't know any other details. There has been some talk about trying to do various things to support her through this as best we can. I'll let that conversation take place in thread.)


quester - May 31, 2010 2:44:39 pm PDT #3955 of 5671
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I don't want to bogart the job~ma, but I just filled out the online application for would probably be my dream job. If anyone could spare a little for this one I would really appreciate it.