Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Beverly - Dec 07, 2009 1:01:52 pm PST #3795 of 5671
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

H and I are officially west coasties. Maybe one day we'll find house under all the boxes.


libkitty - Dec 08, 2009 4:26:02 pm PST #3796 of 5671
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I feel funny posting here, since I'm pretty much only in small threads nowadays, but I need some ~ma.

My cousin was killed in a house fire night before last, and now, instead of going to his funeral, I'm in the process of heading to upstate NY for my niece's wedding. I really, really want to be both places. I would really appreciate any ~ma that I can keep it together this week, as the family has decided not to tell the bride until after the wedding.


Sean K - Dec 10, 2009 6:57:48 pm PST #3797 of 5671
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I release the health~ma back into the world. I am fine. I have to go back in a couple of months to make sure, but I'm in the clear for now.


Theodosia - Dec 11, 2009 3:15:09 am PST #3798 of 5671
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I have an Actual interview with an Actual hiring manager for a coop/intern job next Tuesday (special to Tom Warin & Nora -- EBSCO!)... which is actually the first time I've actually talked to somebody with the power to decide to hire me for an appropriate job in like, forever. -Ma will be heavily appreciated....


P.M. Marc - Dec 14, 2009 7:30:47 am PST #3799 of 5671
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Our old house is on the market (after a hideous delay) and has been for a month and a half now. We're priced as low as we can go, and so far, nothing much.

As I'm living in terror of becoming a landlord (our other option), I'm asking for a little, "someone PLEASE buy our house!" ma from y'all.


Burrell - Dec 14, 2009 8:28:09 am PST #3800 of 5671
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm scheduled for hernia surgery tomorrow morning. I don't anticipate any complications, but I'd appreciate any warm thoughts for an uneventful surgery and a quick recovery.

Also, anyone figure out how to teach a 4 yo boy not to climb on you? That'd be useful to know too.


smonster - Dec 14, 2009 10:48:46 am PST #3801 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Anybody a needle-pointer? I got this book from my grandmother and I'm never going to use it. [link]

Yours for the price of postage...

eta profile addy is good.

Book taken!


Barb - Dec 14, 2009 11:07:18 am PST #3802 of 5671
“Not dead yet!”

Couple of dates of import:

January 4th movers arrive at my house. I am currently up to my ears in brown boxes and Styrofoam peanuts so my 'net presence is sporadic at best.

January 8th, 2010, we FLY to Seattle and become official residents. (We closed on our house on Friday!) I'll be posting the new address in my profile and keeping it there for a bit for anyone who'd like to have it. For the time being, my cell phone number will remain the same and probably the best way to get hold of me.

There WILL be a housewarming party at some point, probably in February, details to come.

See y'all on the flip side!


smonster - Dec 14, 2009 3:10:41 pm PST #3803 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hey y'all techie types -

If anyone knows anything about funding sources for MS certifications and the like, outside of federal grants, please hit me up at profile addy. Also, what's a reasonable price to pay for such training.

Ta very much.


Theodosia - Dec 15, 2009 5:06:58 am PST #3804 of 5671
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

OK, leaving for my internship interview. Lots and lots of -ma would be greatly appreciated at getting them to realize what a great catch I'd be, which I truly believe to be The Truth.