The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


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javachik - May 18, 2008 10:13:04 pm PDT #3280 of 5671
Our wings are not tired.

Suzi's "Farewell Brunch" (at my place in San Bruno, CA) will now be on: Saturday the 28th of June! From Noon-3.

(I get back from vacation on the 2nd, have a wedding out of town on the 7th, birthday is the 14th, and b.org F2F in Madison is the 22nd. So, that leaves the 28th.)

I really hope this doesn't mean any previous "yes" will be turned into a "no" but I am sorry; I just know that if I kept it to the 15th, I'd end up spending my birthday cleaning and prepping, and as much as I love being a martyr (eye roll), I don't love it that much!

We will have mimosas (or screwdrivers!), coffee, tea, fritatas, quiches, salad, bagels and all sorts of delights.

Please email me at profile addy if you can make it.


Volans - May 19, 2008 4:57:58 am PDT #3281 of 5671
move out and draw fire

We're taking Legion to the vet this afternoon. He hasn't eaten in a week, can't climb the stairs anymore, and is showing all the signs of wanting to go meet the stone cats.

A little ~ma for us and the bestest kitty in the world?


Volans - May 20, 2008 12:57:34 am PDT #3282 of 5671
move out and draw fire

Legion T. Cat, 1993-2008.

Thank you guys for your thoughts and kind words.


Pix - May 21, 2008 2:24:24 pm PDT #3283 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Kitty-come-home~ma would be appreciated. The gate blew open and Byron got out. He hasn't been on his own since the amputation, and I'm a wreck.

ETA: That's some speedy ~ma! He's home, thank goodness. Thanks, everyone.


hippocampus - May 23, 2008 2:51:52 am PDT #3284 of 5671
not your mom's socks.

a little bit of nonspecific get-the-gig~ma (and also some corresponding may-you-be-able-to-come-through-on -what-you-say-you-can-do~ma) would not be misused, if there's any out there to spare.


sj - May 26, 2008 2:51:47 pm PDT #3285 of 5671
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Can I request some surgery~ma for my mother early tomorrow morning? She's having her gallbladder removed.


Pix - May 26, 2008 7:48:50 pm PDT #3286 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My father wrote the first critical filmography book about Sydney Pollack in 1981, and the two became friends. I just found out that Pollack died of cancer today. I know my father is going to be devastated that he hasn't seen Pollack in years and never got a chance to say goodbye. I raise a glass to Pollack for being an amazing Hollywood director, producer, actor, and all around nice guy--and, more importantly for me--a friend to my dad.

He died too soon and will be missed.


meara - May 27, 2008 8:00:50 pm PDT #3287 of 5671

My (new) company had layoffs today.

Thankfully, this time, I *didn't* get laid off. Though I must admit, my coworker was pretty surprised at how accurately I called the signs, after I was saying I didn't like the looks of this mysterious last minute all hands meeting without an agenda...

Can someone notify the universe that although I was laughing, it really wasn't a *funny* joke?


Ginger - May 28, 2008 2:54:58 am PDT #3288 of 5671
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Some oral surgery~ma in my direction would be appreciated this morning.


omnis_audis - May 30, 2008 12:08:51 pm PDT #3289 of 5671
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

For those of you who follow Bitches, you may recall about a month ago, my head exploding with super secret information. Well, it has come to the point where things are public now.

The first bit of news back then was my favorite of favorite bosses was leaving.

The second part was even more super secret. This morning I distributed a letter of resignation from my job of 11 years. This is because last night, I got confirmation that I am hired for a new job. It seems I am following my favorite of favorite bosses.

The sad part is, I am leaving some of the best friends I have ever had to move to Dallas, TX. Not that I loose these friends, it just makes it a LOT harder to hang out with them.

The next few weeks will be a crazy time as I pack up 11 years of life and move to a new city where I know nobody but my boss. Wish me luck!