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Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Ginger - Mar 09, 2007 3:30:46 pm PST #2864 of 5671
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Could I have some Buffista~ma sent in the direction of Nashville? My mother's in the hospital with fluid in her lungs, probably related to heart failure. They're trying to get the fluid down now, but we don't yet know how serious it is.


Ginger - Mar 10, 2007 6:05:09 am PST #2865 of 5671
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Mother is much better this morning. Now I just need a little ~ma towards finding treatment that keeps her from getting this bad again. Thanks, everyone. It's good to know you're out there.


meara - Mar 10, 2007 1:24:00 pm PST #2866 of 5671

Just an FYI to think ahead--LAistas, I'll be in your city Monday afternoon through Friday morning the first week of April (I think that's the 2nd-6th?). Working Tues-Thurs, same place as last time...would love to see anyone!


Sophia Brooks - Mar 14, 2007 6:39:55 am PDT #2867 of 5671
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I need a little job~ma, if possible. I can't really talk about it, because it is new and legal like, but it is possible that my University department will "shut down".


Allyson - Mar 14, 2007 11:16:04 am PDT #2868 of 5671
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have a lunchtime interview on Friday at a different company. Send "much bigger salary-ma" my way!


Aims - Mar 14, 2007 5:56:43 pm PDT #2869 of 5671
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My grandma died. I'm heading home. Dark for about a week.


billytea - Mar 19, 2007 4:20:13 am PDT #2870 of 5671
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It is my great pleasure to announce that Wallybee (and given the occasion, I will mention that her real name is Biyi, so I suppose she's the WallyBiyi) and I have been declared to be husband and wife (not in that order) by the People's Republic of China! The ceremony is on Saturday, but in the meantime we have had some photos taken in a full-day procedure that desperately warrants further explanation, but will have to wait for another occasion. In the meantime, I offer this sneak preview: [link]

Her parents are very gracious and welcoming hosts and I'll be staying with them (and my lovely wife) until after the wedding. Then I will just be staying with my lovely wife.


Jessica - Mar 20, 2007 4:39:21 am PDT #2871 of 5671
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If anyone has my old 718 home phone number, throw it out -- Cablevision fucked up when they said they could port it to the new address, so we're sans land line for the foreseeable future. Cell # remains the same.


Pix - Mar 20, 2007 6:03:07 am PDT #2872 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

If anyone has Emily's phone number, could you email it to me? I have a job lead for her. Profile addy good.

All set! Thanks.


Vortex - Mar 20, 2007 6:25:38 am PDT #2873 of 5671
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman