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If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Fiona - Apr 26, 2005 5:00:47 am PDT #2007 of 5671

Those of you who don't read UnAmericans might not know that I am another one of those currently involved in the Buffista plot to repopulate the globe. Number Two is due towards the end of August.

Well, things got a little complicated last week. After a routine ultrasound on Wednesday, I had a bleeding episode, though luckily I was in the Gynacological department of one of the top university hospitals in the country at the time. I was admitted, and the cause was soon discovered.

I have Placenta Praevia Totalis, which means that the placenta is lying above the cervix, covering it completely. While this can change in some pregnancies, it's unlikely to in my case. This has two main implications: (1) a c-section is the only way this baby is coming out; and (2) I am at increased risk of bleeding and the placenta detaching prematurely.

They let me out of hospital this morning, thank goodness (total boredom, and no internet access!), so now I'm on moderate bedrest at home for the next four months or so. The baby isn't yet viable at this stage - we're at 23 weeks - so it's just a case of waiting and hoping. If we get to 32, 35 or best of all 37 weeks, things start looking a lot more rosy.

So I guess I'm asking for some placenta-behave-ma, some no-more-bleeding-ma, and some grow-baby-grow-ma, if you could all send some towards Germany. Thanks.

Oh and by the way - it's a girl.


Fay - Apr 26, 2005 11:48:44 am PDT #2008 of 5671
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Congrats, love! Sending you gallons of -ma!

I wonder, could I trouble any of you for some Job-ma? Because I so, so, SO want to get a new job in this town. I can stay with this job next year, but it's a soul-destroying prospect because my boss makes The Mayor look honest, fair minded and humane. And yet I really would like to stay here for another year or so. I'm open minded, though - if the right job comes along and it's in China or Japan or Hungary or wherever, so be it. So I'm requesting some generalised Job-ma, and some Everything-Turning-Out-For-The-Best-Ma, if there's any spare.

...there is always the possibility that my boss will ascend at the end of term, and thus save us all the bother. But I'm hoping not.

thank you!


Kat - Apr 26, 2005 7:57:12 pm PDT #2009 of 5671
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Burrell gave birth today at about 3:05 PM. Welcome to Isaac, who was 7 lbs 9 ounces and 21 inches long.


Burrell - Apr 28, 2005 12:47:41 pm PDT #2010 of 5671
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hi everybody! We're home! Mommy, Daddy, Franny, and Isaac.

Isaac now has a middle name. He's Isaac James. And we are in love.


Fay - Apr 30, 2005 3:40:56 pm PDT #2011 of 5671
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I wasn't here, lest anyone fret that Egypt no longer has a Buffista.


Lee - May 01, 2005 8:33:25 am PDT #2012 of 5671
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

wrong thread-sorry


deborah grabien - May 01, 2005 10:10:29 am PDT #2013 of 5671
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Not sure where to put this, but Chikat and beathen, could you please email me with your mailing addresses, please? Perishable stuff which won't wait a few days...


Betsy HP - May 02, 2005 5:47:14 am PDT #2014 of 5671
If I only had a brain...

If I could get some calm-ma and cool-ma for today, I'd appreciate it.


Anne W. - May 02, 2005 6:16:46 am PDT #2015 of 5671
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I am now in Missouri, partially moved in, and I now have internet access.

Profile addy is still good.


Gudanov - May 02, 2005 6:19:02 am PDT #2016 of 5671
Coding and Sleeping