In Natter
Typo Boy: Snow can go to hell, where I gather it is wanted.
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Ginger - Dec 21, 2008 7:26:30 pm PST #9946 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Pix - Dec 22, 2008 7:45:39 pm PST #9947 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
billytea: My wedding could have included "we've replaced his wedding vows with Folger's Crystals, let's see if he notices" for all I know, it all being in Mandarin.
meara - Dec 22, 2008 8:32:47 pm PST #9948 of 10000
in Bitches:
Shir: "Your grandmother asks where you are and when we'll have children to light Hanukkah candles"
billytea: Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?
Cass: But children give such a lovely light, what with the madly flailing arms.
billytea:I am at last seeing a connection between "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!" and "Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care".
DavidS - Dec 23, 2008 8:40:37 am PST #9949 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
From Movies.
Fay: Mind you, it does drive me insane that these movies have convinced kids that scarabs are flesh-eating demon monster beetles. When trying to teach Ancient Egypt, the kids are all 'yes, yes, we know about scarabs - they EAT YOU ALIVE!!!!' To which I'm all '...er, no. Not so much. But they do roll big balls of poo around, which is still pretty good value for money.' And they just give you these pitying looks, and insist that scarabs eat you alive. And when you start to jump up and down and rail at the heavens, and point out to them that THEY ARE EGYPTIAN KIDS and that THERE ARE SCARABS OUT THERE IN THE PLAYGROUND RIGHT NOW, and that said scarabs are not, in fact, stripping the flesh from the kindergarteners' bones, but are instead calmly rolling along balls of dung, the kids Will. Not. Believe. You. Because they saw it in the movie.
dcp - Dec 26, 2008 3:56:01 pm PST #9950 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
ita, in Natter 62:
Life is okay, and the daiquiris are free.
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2008 5:40:23 am PST #9951 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sean K: There is FROZEN WATER on the GROUND in BURBANK!
Miracleman: Oh, good!
You got my gift.
Steph L. - Dec 30, 2008 11:51:23 am PST #9952 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
connie neil: I prefer not to crap on things with intelligence.
Hec: One of the many ways in which you are not Chuck Berry.
beekaytee - Dec 30, 2008 12:49:21 pm PST #9953 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
connie, once again for the win in Bitches, perfectly describes a seemingly universal mindset:
They think "I can make them nice!" Or they figure "My ass-hattery will trump their ass-hattery, and they will acknowledge me as Sovereign of Ass-Hats and stop competing for my crown!"
Scrappy - Dec 31, 2008 8:01:36 am PST #9954 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sue, In Natter:
I have all the ingredients to make spicy lentil soup except for the energy.
Calli - Jan 02, 2009 11:38:44 am PST #9955 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Bitches:
amych: English needs a safe word!