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Sorry to natter, but when I was a teenager I often wished I had a Gay Big Brother. Of course, I would have wanted to have sex with him, which complicates matters a bit.
Angus in COMM
Ah, gaydar. Well, I seem to have the ability to pick out the one straight guy in a room (so that I may fall madly in love with him), so I suppose by extension that means I have gaydar.
Angus in Natter
My gaydar is practically non-existent. I'm almost always surprised when I find out someone is gay. This turned out to be especially embarassing when I was coaching a women's soccer team. Turns out some of my players were lesbians. Go figure.
DXM in natter.
This Gaydar talk is comedy gold.
Allison in PPO
EEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sort of blacked out there. I think my lower intesines made a lunge to try and throttle my brain stem so I wouldn't have to look at that anymore.
Dear god in heaven WHY.
This person isn't going to the Special Hell. Just to Hell. The boring one.
In Previously:
Am-Chau Yarkona: billytea, are you sure you aren't in fact David Attenbourgh? I'm starting to wonder.
billytea: Once played David Attenborough at a church family night, examining the mating habits of the church single. (Well, such habits as could be presented in a family show.) It was a lot of fun.
Am-Chau: So you ARE David Attenborough!
Edit: One thousand snarks and still going strong!
I hate to say it, but when I hear "The Arms of the Hobbits," the first things I imagine are some very short actual arms. And all the description of the base and plaque they're mounted on makes me think that there's a minion of Sauron somewhere who moonlights as a taxidermist.
Holli, in Natter.
Ellen S. -
No gaydar, but considering all the other things I fail to notice I just assumed it was part of the package (including Global Positioning, the 'Am I Talking Too Much?' breathalyser, and the 'Is This Person Interested' swab test) which was apparently lost in shipment in early adolescence. Therefore, unless I have compelling evidence to the contrary, I just assume that noone has any sex life at all. (The S. stands for Schadenfreude)
I love Ellen.
erikaj in Previously:
Plus, too many sight gags. I hate that stuff. I want to give Chevy Chase to Drusilla to play with.
From Buffy (not really Spoily, just being safe)
ita: I am distressed to realize that I have 85% of Spike's wardrobe.
Jess PMoon That would explain why he doesn't have any clothes left to sleep in.
and a big Smooch to Ms. Liz
Oh, Liz, thanks. And I'd like to thank my brother for making me watch all 4 vacation movies, too. Hatred like that doesn't build up overnight.
jeff mejia: Who actually runs things on the FX website, trained weasels?
DXMAchina: They aren't even trained.