in Lost:
Ailleann: Wow, I didn't know that seawater dissolves clothing!
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
tiggy - May 30, 2008 9:39:37 am PDT #9755 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Hil R. - May 30, 2008 7:52:31 pm PDT #9756 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Erin in Literary:
"La grippe" also confused me for a while. I think I was thirty before I figured out it was a fancy, stuck-up way of saying "cold or flu, I dunno, I'm Victorian."
Trudy Booth - May 30, 2008 11:03:52 pm PDT #9757 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: I don't often smile brightly, so when I do, it tends to make people nervous.
juliana - Jun 02, 2008 10:51:04 am PDT #9758 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
In Natter:
tommyrot, sharing his favorite line from an article: Space Shuttle Discovery is scheduled to arrive bearing gifts of toilet hardware.
Ailleann: How thoroughly history has forgotten the fourth Magi...
Pix - Jun 02, 2008 2:39:37 pm PDT #9759 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
MFNlaw:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It looks like we'll be departing from New York on time today, and we should reach Los Angeles in the record time of 2 hours and 10 minutes. We seem to be aided by a strong tailwind caused by excessive hand-flailing and multiple recitations of the Rosary in the vicinity of Harrisburg, PA and Boston, MA. Evidently, Maria and Juliana have not checked in with their families yet. That means trouble for them, but a quick flight for us.
Sit back, relax, and hope they don't call until after we land.
Toddson - Jun 04, 2008 3:39:48 am PDT #9760 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
From Bitches:
ND: I'm watching a talking crayon.
meara: ... I think as long as other people can see the talking crayon too, it's OK.
If not, we may need to have a talk about how much you've been working, sweetie.
WindSparrow - Jun 04, 2008 4:25:35 am PDT #9761 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, MM and Frankenbuddha made me laugh. We won't discuss what actually ended up on the monitor.
Me: I get why it is stupid to cut off one's nose to spite one's face, but what about cutting off one's nose to stop it from sneezing anymore?
MiracleMan: Too extreme.
Four words: Wet/Dry Shop Vac.
Frankenbuddha: If only you could get one with a silencer.
tiggy - Jun 04, 2008 9:21:21 am PDT #9762 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
in Natter:
juliana: tommy, you may not believe in the RickRoll, but the RickRoll believes in you. It's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down....
Miracleman - Jun 05, 2008 3:28:57 am PDT #9763 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Natter, regarding the new M. Night Shyamalan movie (no spoilers, I swear.)
Tom Scola: I hope so, because the trailer was crushingly bleak and depressing.
Steph L.: Marky Mark has that effect.
Shari_H - Jun 05, 2008 8:37:53 am PDT #9764 of 10000
Keep breathing!