I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - May 27, 2008 2:24:32 am PDT #9749 of 10000
What is even happening?

From Minearverse...

Simon: The thought has crossed my mind that foreign broadcasters may cut Dollhouse so they can squeeze in more ads. Bit like what A&E did for MI5 (Spooks), I'm sure BBC America did it for Torchwood as well. But that's fun and games for next year. Right now I'm just enjoying a fandom that's just woken up after a 3 year nap.

Tamara: And they woke up all feisty, it seems.

Allyson: Heh. And a whole new fandom will spring forth. Like Firefly fans who didna know Buffy and Angel. And I was like, "Who are you people? Hands off the Whedon, strangers! You're getting your new fan goo on my Tim! Wash your hands! Ew!"


Topic!Cindy - May 27, 2008 6:31:11 am PDT #9750 of 10000
What is even happening?

From Movies...

Jilli: We just got back from Indy. It was fun, even if it did take so much suspension of disbelief in some sections that even *I* felt a strain. But still, it was pretty much what I wanted in an Indiana Jones movie.

Plei: Jilli, Jilli, Jilli.

You don't SUSPEND your disbelief for it. You leave it in the car, outside the theatre, and if it happens to come looking for you, you pretend you've never met it.


Beverly - May 27, 2008 8:50:49 pm PDT #9751 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Bitches, Erin stressing about updating her resume.

I was looking at the dates just now, and I thought, damn, when did I get so old?! I had teaching experience in 1994! Geez.

(Must go out and buy vat of Creme de la Mer. CRAP. Cannot afford de la Mer. Must buy vat of Olay. ----- Can't afford that either. Will slather self in Always Save peanut butter, creamy, smoke and attract bees. Damn. Too old to attract bees. Will curl up in dessicated ball of age, clutching sheaves of teaching resume in wrinkly hands.)


WindSparrow - May 27, 2008 9:23:29 pm PDT #9752 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Aillean in Boxed Set, on Moonlight.

Oh God, but that plotline totally pays for itself by creating some of the slashiest on-screen slash in recent memory. Some of Angel? Less gay.

Spoiler-font just in case, but it is very general in nature.


Laga - May 28, 2008 6:13:04 pm PDT #9753 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

from Natter

msbelle - another hivemind question:

"upskill" real word or really horrible business speak.

amych - incredibly horrible.

Sophia Brooks - horrible. Plus it sounds like a combo of "upscale" and "Catskills"

sarameg - OED claims it, but it is ugly and stupid and smells funny.

Dana - I vote "ew".

Scrappy - Horrible, although I kind of like its cousin "upsell," since it is such a pithy way to describe the whole "You want fries with that" thing.

Steph L. - Dear God! Is it meant to be a noun?

....surely not a verb?

msbelle - it is used as a verb..."educate and upskill [employees]..."

Ginger - Perhaps if they upskilled writing, we wouldn't have to face that word.

Sox - No. Bad. Must be removed. And then I need to wash my eyes.

Steph L. - Sweet Fancy Moses.

That's such an egregious abuse of the language that I want to check it for bruises.

Dana - Fake word! Fake word! Burn it!

Allyson - Can we file upskill in the manure pile with productize?

I'd also like to nominate proactive for tossing in the poo pile. The word, not the product.


Pix - May 30, 2008 9:13:25 am PDT #9754 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

juliana: My hard drive is named snuffleupagus - I was having a bitch of a time getting it to be recognized.


tiggy - May 30, 2008 9:39:37 am PDT #9755 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

in Lost:

Ailleann: Wow, I didn't know that seawater dissolves clothing!


Hil R. - May 30, 2008 7:52:31 pm PDT #9756 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Erin in Literary:

"La grippe" also confused me for a while. I think I was thirty before I figured out it was a fancy, stuck-up way of saying "cold or flu, I dunno, I'm Victorian."


Trudy Booth - May 30, 2008 11:03:52 pm PDT #9757 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

shrift: I don't often smile brightly, so when I do, it tends to make people nervous.


juliana - Jun 02, 2008 10:51:04 am PDT #9758 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

In Natter:

tommyrot, sharing his favorite line from an article: Space Shuttle Discovery is scheduled to arrive bearing gifts of toilet hardware.

Ailleann: How thoroughly history has forgotten the fourth Magi...