Fay, in Bitches:

I wish that I had some Buffistas here to play with. Feeling a trifle lonely. Am ass. Should go out and play with myself

Emily, in Bitches:

I used to write angry notes on tiny scraps of paper and throw them down the stairs at my mother: "I hate you" "You're so mean" "It's totally unfair and you are too" and the like. My mother seems to have valued it as a commitment to literacy and kept them.

lisah, in Natter:

this afternoon is dragging like RuPaul in her heydey.

Polter-Cow - I eat bird and fish.

Jon B. - But no mammals?

Polter-Cow - No mammals. Except for rabbit and kangaroo, that one time.

Emily - At the same time? Were you stranded in the Australian outback?

megan walker - Or Hundred Acre Wood?

Damn, MM beat me to it.

In Buffistechnology:

Sean K: Also, GC, I am so with you on the iPhone UI *LOVE*. As long as I have any kind of pokey appendage, I can use my iPhone. *LOVE*!

NoiseDesign:
pokey appendage
t /pron

amych: But you'd need two pokey appendages to do a lot of the cool UI tricks.
t /pron size="bigger"

in Beauracracy because it must be immortalized. stompies having fun.

libkitty: I just step away from the board for a bit (a big bit, but who's counting) and when I come back, all the names are just a bit...off. Must be an alternate universe.

billytea: You came back wrong!

Glamcookie: Welcome back, labkitty!

KristinT: Could someone change my name to libkitten?

Jessica: I propose that the Stompies change everyone's name by one letter every six months, just to keep us on our toes. Someone should probably write a script to automate that.

Kevin: Just make everybody's name an anagram, rotated once a month. It would keep us on our toes.

DXMachina: Don't mess with the stompies...

Jossica: Bwahahaha!

Aims: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nevik: Hah!

Oddly, I like this name more.

Austin: Hee! That brightened my morning.

Sox: mine too!

Sean K: Dare I inquire as to who might be next?

Sean K: Sox, I'd be careful how much you say the name changes brightened your morning.

There's only one vowel in your board name, and, well...

Possibly I am just punch-drunk, but the following, by Jessica, vague enough not to need whitefont from the spoiler thread, describes a great many internet reviews:

"[gushy expression of Josslove], nevertheless [obligatory disclaimer re: rational level of hopefulness], but thankfully [OMGSQUEE! JOSS SHITS GOLD BRICKS!!!!]"

I need to immortalize this accidental juxtaposition, because it made laugh and laugh.

Flea, in literary, talking about someone else, but posting right after several posts about a review of Hec's book:

He's speaking here next week. My book club read the book - inspirational, but also, the dude is a little nuts. I mean, I think it's irresponsible to marry and have a child if you live like that.

Look out, there's bandom in the Music thread:

SA: I can look at a hipster kid, an emo kid, and a goth kid and definitely tell the difference.

tommyrot: More importantly, who would win in a fight?

SA: Whichever one has the most buzznet sockpuppets.