in Beauracracy because it must be immortalized. stompies having fun.

libkitty: I just step away from the board for a bit (a big bit, but who's counting) and when I come back, all the names are just a bit...off. Must be an alternate universe.

billytea: You came back wrong!

Glamcookie: Welcome back, labkitty!

KristinT: Could someone change my name to libkitten?

Jessica: I propose that the Stompies change everyone's name by one letter every six months, just to keep us on our toes. Someone should probably write a script to automate that.

Kevin: Just make everybody's name an anagram, rotated once a month. It would keep us on our toes.

DXMachina: Don't mess with the stompies...

Jossica: Bwahahaha!

Aims: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nevik: Hah!

Oddly, I like this name more.

Austin: Hee! That brightened my morning.

Sox: mine too!

Sean K: Dare I inquire as to who might be next?

Sean K: Sox, I'd be careful how much you say the name changes brightened your morning.

There's only one vowel in your board name, and, well...

Possibly I am just punch-drunk, but the following, by Jessica, vague enough not to need whitefont from the spoiler thread, describes a great many internet reviews:

"[gushy expression of Josslove], nevertheless [obligatory disclaimer re: rational level of hopefulness], but thankfully [OMGSQUEE! JOSS SHITS GOLD BRICKS!!!!]"

I need to immortalize this accidental juxtaposition, because it made laugh and laugh.

Flea, in literary, talking about someone else, but posting right after several posts about a review of Hec's book:

He's speaking here next week. My book club read the book - inspirational, but also, the dude is a little nuts. I mean, I think it's irresponsible to marry and have a child if you live like that.

Look out, there's bandom in the Music thread:

SA: I can look at a hipster kid, an emo kid, and a goth kid and definitely tell the difference.

tommyrot: More importantly, who would win in a fight?

SA: Whichever one has the most buzznet sockpuppets.

In Boxed Set, about the impact of some character deaths:

ita: I was gutted by their deaths, sumi, so my only conclusion is that you have no heart...

sumi: My heart was consumed by trying to figure out knitting in the round with doublepointed needles.

In Lightbulbs, Polter-Cow invents a word that really, really needs to exist:

Thritto.

Oh, Fred, I can't take credit for that! I've seen it used before, multiple times. Possibly even on this very board.

welcome spring, from bitches:

Cass:

Treesex is teh suck.

*choo*

Aimee

Boy, that's what I get for flipping from fic to Bitches, cause I read that sentence and thought, "What the fuck is *she* reading?"

Cass

Ent smut.

Burrell's take on the Groping at Con fiasco:

I don't need to go to a con to get my boobs groped in a purely platonic, yet annoyingly needy, way. I have kids.

Cass was killin' before killin' was cool

SuziQ: Now my brain has a whole bunch of "You might be a cougar if....." type lines bouncing around.

You might be a cougar if you are old enough to have once babysat your date.

You might be a cougar if your date is younger than your child.

You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.

Cass: Hey, when it comes to cars? I have standards.

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shrift: Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?

Cass: It's mostly semantic, really...