Betcha Jon B could.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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brenda m - Mar 19, 2008 4:03:44 pm PDT #9655 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
amych - Mar 19, 2008 4:09:27 pm PDT #9656 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
SNORK
Allyson - Mar 19, 2008 4:11:10 pm PDT #9657 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Natterers.
billytea - Mar 19, 2008 4:16:15 pm PDT #9658 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Then we'll get stuck in an infinite loop and the Stompies won't be able to create new COMM threads fast enough.
We'd need to engineer a new super-breed of COMMpies.
Liese S. - Mar 19, 2008 5:02:55 pm PDT #9659 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Susan W. - Mar 20, 2008 8:01:01 am PDT #9660 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Strega, commenting on an English-only sign in a restaurant:
This is America: WHEN ORDERING 'PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH'
This is English: When writing instructions, please don't use inverted commas for emphasis.
JZ - Mar 20, 2008 9:44:41 am PDT #9661 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Betcha Jon B could.
Oh, SNAP!
Good times, good times.
amych - Mar 20, 2008 6:32:46 pm PDT #9662 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The postmodern, it kills me (in Premium):
P-C: DAMN YOU, WIKIPEDIA.
Frank: Welcome to Deadwood, cocksucker.
Trudy Booth - Mar 20, 2008 9:46:39 pm PDT #9663 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erin: I do not want a lawnmower. I want to paint my wall turquoise and buy more bookshelves. That's it.
WindSparrow - Mar 23, 2008 9:40:37 pm PDT #9664 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Enough funny to bring rupture blood vessels in my brain - in Bitches, on Mike Rowe's career before hosting "Dirty Jobs":
erikaj:
Foamy dude, Mr. Rowe. Funny. Nice teeth.(I have a thing about that.) Manly, in a good way. The opera singer thing is a nice bonus, though. As are things like "daggone it," and being willing to look dumb on TV....Laga:
wait, Mike Rowe is an opera singer?
SuziQ:
Yep. He also used to sell stuff on QVC. He got in trouble for having a nun doll upside down in his lap.
Laga:
wow. My eh for Mike Rowe just turned into a hmm.