Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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Sox, in Bitches.
Thank you so much to everyone here for the support. My mom was of the 'hold on - things will get better' school of thought - and she is probably right, but I think by that point I would have completely unraveled, and become Yarn, instead of Sox.
Sail and Raq, in Bitches, on the care and feeding of cats:
SailAweigh: I've got an automatic food dispenser. It runs on batteries, so I can program feeding times into it. They get fed twice a day, at the same times everyday.
Raq: Hey, so does my cat! Actually, he has two. They are both carbon-based semi-autonomous household appliances, and they run on Coke Zero. He's programmed one to feed him at 5:30 am and 9:00 pm, and the other to feed him at 8:00 am and 5:30 pm.
Raq: He's developing a spot-feeding dispenser, but it's not tall enough to reach the food yet.
Emily: Poor thing. Poor whiny fucking thing
Liese S.: Yesterday I saw an elk. A really big one. Well, I dunno, it was my first encounter that close, so I dunno if it was big compared to other elk. But it was big compared to me.
Jars: If I only ate what made me happy, I'd eat nothing but candy and cheese.
In Natter:
Jessica: I wonder what percentage of Britons enjoy fucking with pollsters...
MiracleMan: "...also, my good man, if ever you venture near the Hundred Acre Woods, up near Warwickshire, you'd best watch yourself. My uncle's flatmate's cousin was mauled by a yellow bear in a red shirt up there. Plus, they say there are tigers."
Kat:
I love that today is Super Fat Tuesday! It makes me feel like I fit right in.
In Literary Buffistas 3:
DXMachina: I was thinking about Isaac Asimov sending out Harlan Ellison to investigate cases for him, a la Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin, but alas, Ellison ain't dead yet.
Anne W.: I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to find some volunteers to fix that little snag.
In Natter:
Matt the Bruins fan - What's the proper name of that law about mentioning a made-up fetish and thereby ensuring that there are already websites dedicated to it?
Narrator - Republican Party Platform?
Typo Boy: Oh well, having too high an opinion of my dangling objects is probably a natural male tendency.