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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Pix - Feb 05, 2008 9:36:47 am PST #9590 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Jessica: I wonder what percentage of Britons enjoy fucking with pollsters...

MiracleMan: "...also, my good man, if ever you venture near the Hundred Acre Woods, up near Warwickshire, you'd best watch yourself. My uncle's flatmate's cousin was mauled by a yellow bear in a red shirt up there. Plus, they say there are tigers."


Theodosia - Feb 06, 2008 2:11:49 am PST #9591 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Kat:

I love that today is Super Fat Tuesday! It makes me feel like I fit right in.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 06, 2008 6:04:56 am PST #9592 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Literary Buffistas 3:

DXMachina: I was thinking about Isaac Asimov sending out Harlan Ellison to investigate cases for him, a la Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin, but alas, Ellison ain't dead yet.

Anne W.: I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to find some volunteers to fix that little snag.


amych - Feb 06, 2008 2:22:09 pm PST #9593 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Natter:

Matt the Bruins fan - What's the proper name of that law about mentioning a made-up fetish and thereby ensuring that there are already websites dedicated to it?

Narrator - Republican Party Platform?


Deena - Feb 06, 2008 5:38:15 pm PST #9594 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Typo Boy: Oh well, having too high an opinion of my dangling objects is probably a natural male tendency.


WindSparrow - Feb 07, 2008 8:44:23 am PST #9595 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Minearverse, bump, set, and spike:

Laga:

Why does Val Kilmer look like Will Ferrell?
victor infante:
Deal with the devil. He has a portrait somewhere in which he looks like Jimmy Fallon.

Trudy Booth:

And it keeps lauging at its self.

Sad, really.


Pix - Feb 09, 2008 6:37:44 am PST #9596 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

Sox: ..anvils on asshats

Daniel C. Jensen: And whiskers on kittens...


libkitty - Feb 09, 2008 8:42:14 pm PST #9597 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

tommyrot turns the discussion, in Natter , after a discussion of the relative risk and value of credit and saving:

I wonder what the rate of return would be on investing in workers seizing the means of production and smashing the state....

I suppose the risk involved would be pretty high....


Frankenbuddha - Feb 11, 2008 6:57:30 am PST #9598 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Tommyrot and ita in natter:

Tommyrot - Geeze, it's one mini-crisis after another here....

ita - Tommy, I'd be on the alert for actual ducks.


Pix - Feb 11, 2008 8:23:35 am PST #9599 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches, no context needed:

connie neil: Dedicated to my Hubby and anyone else building a trebuchet at home.