Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


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Nilly - Jan 31, 2008 8:36:23 am PST #9582 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter (who needs context?)

flea: It wasn't a typo, it was a thinko.


Pix - Jan 31, 2008 1:53:14 pm PST #9583 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

Hil R.: Sigh. My mother just emailed my sister and me an article explaining how compound interest works, and how it's different from simple interest. I'm a mathematician. My sister is a tax lawyer/accountant. She thinks we don't understand compound interest?


Theodosia - Jan 31, 2008 3:12:22 pm PST #9584 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Just wanted to point out that I've used 'thinko' for years, as I first heard it from my friend Lenny at least 16 years ago.


WindSparrow - Jan 31, 2008 7:02:23 pm PST #9585 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sox, in Bitches.

Thank you so much to everyone here for the support. My mom was of the 'hold on - things will get better' school of thought - and she is probably right, but I think by that point I would have completely unraveled, and become Yarn, instead of Sox.


hippocampus - Feb 04, 2008 5:35:39 am PST #9586 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

Sail and Raq, in Bitches, on the care and feeding of cats:

SailAweigh: I've got an automatic food dispenser. It runs on batteries, so I can program feeding times into it. They get fed twice a day, at the same times everyday.

Raq: Hey, so does my cat! Actually, he has two. They are both carbon-based semi-autonomous household appliances, and they run on Coke Zero. He's programmed one to feed him at 5:30 am and 9:00 pm, and the other to feed him at 8:00 am and 5:30 pm.

Raq: He's developing a spot-feeding dispenser, but it's not tall enough to reach the food yet.


Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2008 6:02:06 am PST #9587 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emily: Poor thing. Poor whiny fucking thing


Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2008 6:53:50 pm PST #9588 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Liese S.: Yesterday I saw an elk. A really big one. Well, I dunno, it was my first encounter that close, so I dunno if it was big compared to other elk. But it was big compared to me.


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2008 5:35:45 am PST #9589 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jars: If I only ate what made me happy, I'd eat nothing but candy and cheese.


Pix - Feb 05, 2008 9:36:47 am PST #9590 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Jessica: I wonder what percentage of Britons enjoy fucking with pollsters...

MiracleMan: "...also, my good man, if ever you venture near the Hundred Acre Woods, up near Warwickshire, you'd best watch yourself. My uncle's flatmate's cousin was mauled by a yellow bear in a red shirt up there. Plus, they say there are tigers."


Theodosia - Feb 06, 2008 2:11:49 am PST #9591 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Kat:

I love that today is Super Fat Tuesday! It makes me feel like I fit right in.