shrift: My coffee didn't attack me this morning!
Cashmere: That's a relief. I was worried we'd read that it took a utility knife and degloved you. It's like Starbucks was selling a Tim Minear roast.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jan 18, 2008 6:29:34 am PST #9559 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger - Jan 18, 2008 8:43:47 am PST #9560 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Trudy Booth - Jan 21, 2008 8:11:35 am PST #9561 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
tommyrot: maybe the game will go on until everyone freezes to death.
DebetEsse - Jan 21, 2008 2:19:27 pm PST #9562 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
In Goodbye and Good Riddance 2007
In re: superhero motivational posters:
Polter-Cow: What does Motivational Magneto say?
Theodosia: POSSIBILITIES "Within me lies infinite power... before me, endless possibilities... Decisions... Decisions... Decisions."
Laga: And it was in this huge stack of super-hero motivational posters including Spider-Man (RESPONSIBILITY) and the Fantastic 4 (TEAMWORK). I guess even evil geniuses need motivating sometimes.
Polter-Cow:
Spider-Man (RESPONSIBILITY)
NO, REALLY?
Fantastic 4 (TEAMWORK)
Hee. Is there The Incredible Hulk (STRENGTH)? Er, Wolverine (OMNIPRESENCE)?
JZ - Jan 22, 2008 5:41:32 am PST #9563 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
In Goodbye and Good Riddance:
Theodosia: Talking about foreign customs and attitudes this weekend at the SF con, I was told that while the Japanese are perfectly fine with vibrators shaped like characters and animals, the ones shaped like human body parts are illegal. Thus the plausible deniability.
Matt the Bruins Fan: Hellooo... Kitty!
hippocampus - Jan 23, 2008 4:02:51 am PST #9564 of 10000
not your mom's socks.
In Bitches, Resignation Letters:The Manual
MM:
Dear Boss,
I'm out.
[Me]
...
Or perhaps you were looking for something a bit more formal.______________________________________
KristenT:
Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?
Dear Employer,
I'm leaving.
Ms. [Me]
______________________________________
Dana:
"I am resigning, effective DATE. I've appreciated the opportunity to work with you, blah blah blah."
______________________________________
V:
Dear Boss,
You are a pompous ass who never gets anything done and you have been the bane of my existence for two years. I regret taking this job and will pray for whoever will suffer under your esteemed "leadership" next.
No love,
Me.
______________________________________
Perkins:
Dear boss,
I quit. I would say more, but I know you never actually read anything I send you, so I am not going to bother.
Thanks,
Me______________________________________
MM:
How about:
Dear Boss,
Effective [DATE] I shall be ending my employment with this company. I want to thank you for the opportunities to work on communicating in difficult circumstances and taking on work that was beyond my initial purview. Your management style has certainly been a learning experience for me.
The past two years have, I felt, been a journey for me. I hope that the next people to take that journey fare as well or better than I under your guidance.
Sincerely,
[me]
______________________________________
Tommyrot:
Dear Boss,
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one employee to dissolve the employment bonds which have connected her with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle her, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that she should declare the causes which impel her to the separation.______________________________________
Vortex:
Dear Boss:
5000
No love,
Me______________________________________
DaisyJane:
Actually, I like my bosses so I couldn't write one of those to them. The clients however?
Dear Clients,
YOU are the reason they can't have nice things.
NL,
Me
(took me a while - so if I missed some, please feel free to add)
Theodosia - Jan 23, 2008 7:27:35 am PST #9565 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty in Natter:
I knew there was an up side to the digital divide! The internet apparently doesn't want your poorer daughters.
beekaytee - Jan 23, 2008 10:54:48 am PST #9566 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
The entire picketing funerals/Leviticus discussion in Movies was great, but the denouement slayed me.
Sean K
Hmm... We seem to have transubstantiated Movies into Bitches.
Miracleman
I don't remember eating anything...
Miracleman
Okay, how did that kill the thread? Seriously.
Corwood Industries
No one wanted to tell you that transubstantiation humor is really more of a Boxed Set thing.
Theodosia - Jan 25, 2008 2:48:04 am PST #9567 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Kat, in Natter:
Of COURSE babies are manipulative. It's how they stay alive. If they didn't manipulate us, they'd be left in their carseat on the curb with a sign that says "Free to okay home."
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2008 5:38:16 am PST #9568 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Buffista Movies 6:
Fay:
...Never say pussy again?
Frankenbuddha:
This would of course be the film that HAS the Craig-desired man-on-man action.