You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2008 2:48:04 am PST #9567 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Kat, in Natter:

Of COURSE babies are manipulative. It's how they stay alive. If they didn't manipulate us, they'd be left in their carseat on the curb with a sign that says "Free to okay home."


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2008 5:38:16 am PST #9568 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Buffista Movies 6:

Fay:

...Never say pussy again?

Frankenbuddha:

This would of course be the film that HAS the Craig-desired man-on-man action.


Trudy Booth - Jan 25, 2008 11:56:09 am PST #9569 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée: I think about doing that.

And then I pass the joint.


Trudy Booth - Jan 25, 2008 11:56:11 am PST #9570 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Trudy Booth - Jan 25, 2008 9:00:24 pm PST #9571 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Laura: The geeks would appreciate DH watching the monitors and telling me when I was having a contraction. "Yes dear, I know."


Kate P. - Jan 26, 2008 4:00:59 pm PST #9572 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

More Bond title riffing in Movies:

Fiona: And as somebody pointed out on the Guardian boards, "Quantum of Solace" could only pass muster with the words, "Harry Potter and the..." in front of it.

Matt tBf: I don't know, sounds more appropriate for Wesley Crusher and the Quantum of Solace to me. Which, admittedly, might not draw 'em in at the box office.

tommyrot: Ace Ventura and the Quantum of Solace

Jon B.: Quantum of Solace II: Electron Boogaloo


vw bug - Jan 28, 2008 5:12:34 am PST #9573 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Sox in Bitches, responding to the outpouring of unwanted flab for Jars' mum.

it began as an idea.
then it became a post
then a cause
and then a movement

eyes were opened
thoughtless comments were brought to task
diets were abandoned for the cause

and ... on a fairly innocuous Monday morning, send-someone-your-ass was born.

(and no, I don't mean porn)


Scrappy - Jan 28, 2008 11:18:54 am PST #9574 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sophia on Our President:

I will not nor will I ever be a person who watches a George Bush SotU. It just makes me want him to STFU


Scrappy - Jan 28, 2008 11:18:55 am PST #9575 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Trudy Booth - Jan 28, 2008 12:59:56 pm PST #9576 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: Hey, where do negresses stand on her list of evil, PC?

Polter-Cow: Definitely not allowed!

tommyrot: But better or worse than Caucasian devil women?

Polter-Cow: I don't know? Probably worse.

tommyrot: It'd probably be wrong for you to ask her strictly for our amusement, huh?