Laga in Fanfiction, where people are sharing knowledge with the uninitiated.
Ahh those halcyon days of innocence four maybe five weeks ago.
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Laga in Fanfiction, where people are sharing knowledge with the uninitiated.
Ahh those halcyon days of innocence four maybe five weeks ago.
shrift, also in fanfic:
Sometimes I think I'm vanilla, except for the part where I'm the person going, "What, why is everyone grossed out by bukkake? That's so tame."
A bit of a vanity COMM
Todd:
Any church groups/conferences scheduled?
Ginger:
Then we could just spend our time riding the elevator with Vortex in a corset.
Miracleman
And we could take pictures!
"This is Vortex scandalizing some women."
"This is Vortex tempting some husbands to sin."
"This is Vortex being told she's going to hell by a pastor."
"This is Vortex rubbing her boobs in the pastor's face."
"This is the pastor admitting he will be joining Vortex in hell."
"This is the pastor smiling."
Jesse in Natter:
Oh, lolcats. You always make me lol.
Fay, in Bitches:
Oh, Torchwood, how I love thee. It makes me feel all patriotic and proud to be British. It is my very own cracktastic Pervy Polyamorous Big Gay Space Alien Show! Huzzah! Go Team!
shrift: My coffee didn't attack me this morning!
Cashmere: That's a relief. I was worried we'd read that it took a utility knife and degloved you. It's like Starbucks was selling a Tim Minear roast.
tommyrot: maybe the game will go on until everyone freezes to death.
In Goodbye and Good Riddance 2007
In re: superhero motivational posters:
Polter-Cow: What does Motivational Magneto say?
Theodosia: POSSIBILITIES "Within me lies infinite power... before me, endless possibilities... Decisions... Decisions... Decisions."
Laga: And it was in this huge stack of super-hero motivational posters including Spider-Man (RESPONSIBILITY) and the Fantastic 4 (TEAMWORK). I guess even evil geniuses need motivating sometimes.
Polter-Cow:
Spider-Man (RESPONSIBILITY)
NO, REALLY?
Fantastic 4 (TEAMWORK)
Hee. Is there The Incredible Hulk (STRENGTH)? Er, Wolverine (OMNIPRESENCE)?
In Goodbye and Good Riddance:
Theodosia: Talking about foreign customs and attitudes this weekend at the SF con, I was told that while the Japanese are perfectly fine with vibrators shaped like characters and animals, the ones shaped like human body parts are illegal. Thus the plausible deniability.
Matt the Bruins Fan: Hellooo... Kitty!