Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Connie Neil - Jan 16, 2008 6:15:00 pm PST #9554 of 10000
brillig

Laga in Fanfiction, where people are sharing knowledge with the uninitiated.

Ahh those halcyon days of innocence four maybe five weeks ago.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 17, 2008 12:40:33 am PST #9555 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

shrift, also in fanfic:

Sometimes I think I'm vanilla, except for the part where I'm the person going, "What, why is everyone grossed out by bukkake? That's so tame."


Vortex - Jan 17, 2008 5:16:03 am PST #9556 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A bit of a vanity COMM

Todd:

Any church groups/conferences scheduled?

Ginger:

Then we could just spend our time riding the elevator with Vortex in a corset.

Miracleman

And we could take pictures!

"This is Vortex scandalizing some women."

"This is Vortex tempting some husbands to sin."

"This is Vortex being told she's going to hell by a pastor."

"This is Vortex rubbing her boobs in the pastor's face."

"This is the pastor admitting he will be joining Vortex in hell."

"This is the pastor smiling."


Susan W. - Jan 17, 2008 12:11:13 pm PST #9557 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Jesse in Natter:

Oh, lolcats. You always make me lol.


DCJensen - Jan 17, 2008 8:20:52 pm PST #9558 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Fay, in Bitches:

Oh, Torchwood, how I love thee. It makes me feel all patriotic and proud to be British. It is my very own cracktastic Pervy Polyamorous Big Gay Space Alien Show! Huzzah! Go Team!


Trudy Booth - Jan 18, 2008 6:29:34 am PST #9559 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

shrift: My coffee didn't attack me this morning!

Cashmere: That's a relief. I was worried we'd read that it took a utility knife and degloved you. It's like Starbucks was selling a Tim Minear roast.


Ginger - Jan 18, 2008 8:43:47 am PST #9560 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Trudy Booth - Jan 21, 2008 8:11:35 am PST #9561 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

tommyrot: maybe the game will go on until everyone freezes to death.


DebetEsse - Jan 21, 2008 2:19:27 pm PST #9562 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

In Goodbye and Good Riddance 2007

In re: superhero motivational posters:

Polter-Cow: What does Motivational Magneto say?

Theodosia: POSSIBILITIES "Within me lies infinite power... before me, endless possibilities... Decisions... Decisions... Decisions."

Laga: And it was in this huge stack of super-hero motivational posters including Spider-Man (RESPONSIBILITY) and the Fantastic 4 (TEAMWORK). I guess even evil geniuses need motivating sometimes.

Polter-Cow:

Spider-Man (RESPONSIBILITY)

NO, REALLY?

Fantastic 4 (TEAMWORK)

Hee. Is there The Incredible Hulk (STRENGTH)? Er, Wolverine (OMNIPRESENCE)?


JZ - Jan 22, 2008 5:41:32 am PST #9563 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

In Goodbye and Good Riddance:

Theodosia: Talking about foreign customs and attitudes this weekend at the SF con, I was told that while the Japanese are perfectly fine with vibrators shaped like characters and animals, the ones shaped like human body parts are illegal. Thus the plausible deniability.

Matt the Bruins Fan: Hellooo... Kitty!