Rick: As a bicycle commuter, I can testify that Porsches do not create much wind when rushing by. You hear the lovely sound of the engine approaching, but the car slices through the air so elegantly that it just flops back in place after the car passes. No wasteful turbulance streaming out to the sides. No bicycles blown into the ditch.

A truck trails a whoosh of air. A minivan trails a whoosh of air. A Porsche, just a whisper of regret that you don't own one.

beth b: Connecticut I never would have worn white shoes after labor day unless I was the bride.

Harry Potter Spoiler

Gudanov: Buck up buckaroo, you're going to be alive at the end of the book.

Can't say why this cracked me up, but it did.

SuziQ: My ferritin level is fantastic.

Another reason to love Nilly (in Natter):

paperdol: Will you write me a note?

Nilly: In two languages, with equations showing why I'm right, if they want some, too.

Aimee in bitches:

Also? I R DUM. I didn't make the whole Then Siam = Now Thailand connection until the Anna Leonowens reference. It's like I've been looking at the whole country thinking, "Ben is Glory?"

Dana in Natter:

O'Hare and I are not friends. We're like coworkers who really don't like each other, but are forced to interact, but occasionally one of them (O'Hare) does something to sabotage the other (me).

Laga cracks me up in Bitches:

Laga: You suck Omnis. & I hate you. On account of you have an iphone and i have a pizza.

Ok, this cracked me right the hell up in Procedurals:

brenda m: Hah. Snoop Dogg is on Monk.

billytea: Fo shizzle?

The wonderful Fay in Bitches:

AustralianReikiMasterBloke: And if we see another person in distress, we instinctively help them. We don't just tell them to piss off. Why is that?

MyFriends: respectful silence

Me: ...because we have social skills?