Another reason to love Nilly (in Natter):
paperdol: Will you write me a note?
Nilly: In two languages, with equations showing why I'm right, if they want some, too.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - Oct 17, 2007 7:21:39 pm PDT #9412 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Daisy Jane - Oct 18, 2007 5:01:59 am PDT #9413 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aimee in bitches:
Also? I R DUM. I didn't make the whole Then Siam = Now Thailand connection until the Anna Leonowens reference. It's like I've been looking at the whole country thinking, "Ben is Glory?"
megan walker - Oct 18, 2007 9:28:06 am PDT #9414 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Dana in Natter:
O'Hare and I are not friends. We're like coworkers who really don't like each other, but are forced to interact, but occasionally one of them (O'Hare) does something to sabotage the other (me).
Pix - Oct 18, 2007 8:13:19 pm PDT #9415 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Laga cracks me up in Bitches:
Laga: You suck Omnis. & I hate you. On account of you have an iphone and i have a pizza.
kat perez - Oct 21, 2007 2:23:28 pm PDT #9416 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Ok, this cracked me right the hell up in Procedurals:
brenda m: Hah. Snoop Dogg is on Monk.
billytea: Fo shizzle?
BigDuluth - Oct 21, 2007 8:17:29 pm PDT #9417 of 10000
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
The wonderful Fay in Bitches:
AustralianReikiMasterBloke: And if we see another person in distress, we instinctively help them. We don't just tell them to piss off. Why is that?
MyFriends: respectful silence
Me: ...because we have social skills?
BigDuluth - Oct 23, 2007 9:03:58 pm PDT #9418 of 10000
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Tommyrot in Natter commenting on an article:
"But whatever you do, don't freak out; those who scream, wave their arms, and run away are only going to make the macaques even more aggressive."
Fuck. There goes my monkey attack contingency plan
Scrappy - Oct 24, 2007 11:37:55 am PDT #9419 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Dana and DX discussing the tweeness of Pushing Daisies in Boxed Set:
Dana: What else is twee?
DX: Spwuce? Wedwood?
Pix - Oct 25, 2007 7:35:57 pm PDT #9420 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Consuela: Did we know it's St. Crispin's Day? Is it, in fact, St. Crispin's Day?
Cashmere: We few, we happy few...
were totally unaware.
Sean K - Oct 27, 2007 9:24:40 am PDT #9421 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm just the setup. Scola and Jess bring the funny:
Sean K:
Okay, I plugged in my iPhone to charge over night, and then slept for eight and a half hours.
It's only 2/3 charged.
That does not seem right.
Tom Scola:
8½ hours of sleep per night is perfectly normal.
Jessica:
Dear everyone without babies,
I hate you all.
Love, Jess