beth b: Connecticut I never would have worn white shoes after labor day unless I was the bride.
Coffee On My Monitor
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Gudanov: Buck up buckaroo, you're going to be alive at the end of the book.
Can't say why this cracked me up, but it did.
SuziQ: My ferritin level is fantastic.
Another reason to love Nilly (in Natter):
paperdol: Will you write me a note?
Nilly: In two languages, with equations showing why I'm right, if they want some, too.
Aimee in bitches:
Also? I R DUM. I didn't make the whole Then Siam = Now Thailand connection until the Anna Leonowens reference. It's like I've been looking at the whole country thinking, "Ben is Glory?"
Dana in Natter:
O'Hare and I are not friends. We're like coworkers who really don't like each other, but are forced to interact, but occasionally one of them (O'Hare) does something to sabotage the other (me).
Laga cracks me up in Bitches:
Laga: You suck Omnis. & I hate you. On account of you have an iphone and i have a pizza.
Ok, this cracked me right the hell up in Procedurals:
brenda m: Hah. Snoop Dogg is on Monk.
billytea: Fo shizzle?
The wonderful Fay in Bitches:
AustralianReikiMasterBloke: And if we see another person in distress, we instinctively help them. We don't just tell them to piss off. Why is that?
MyFriends: respectful silence
Me: ...because we have social skills?
Tommyrot in Natter commenting on an article:
"But whatever you do, don't freak out; those who scream, wave their arms, and run away are only going to make the macaques even more aggressive."
Fuck. There goes my monkey attack contingency plan