Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


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Steph L. - Sep 14, 2007 11:36:52 am PDT #9339 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter, we mark the passing of time:

Hec: Elephant Appreciation Day?! That means it's almost Emmett's birthday. Sept 23rd.

Which means that it's almost Matilda's birthday (26th).

So. What have you done in the last year while Matilda went from born to one?

Aimée: Uprooted my family and moved cross country to a whole new life.

And got a haircut.

KristinT: Started a web site and an online column which has not been as regularly updated as I would like.

Settled in at my new school.

For the first time in three years, DIDN'T move.

megan walker: Not much. Let's see...

Completely overhauled my wardrobe.

Changed my career.

Moved from the East Coast to the West Coast.

Robin: Went to Europe

Had a hysterectomy

Was a newlywed

Bought a freaking house

ita: Had a headache. Failed a black belt test. Been admitted to hospital twice. Lost a job. Got a job.

Jessica: Made my OWN baby! HA!

brenda: New job, new home.

juliana: Bought and learned how to ride a motorcycle. Went to Joshua Tree. Hung out with friends. Drank a lot. Changed jobs. Acquired a guitar, with intent to learn.

IOW, continued with my mid-life crisis.

paperdol: Published a book.

ita: Right. I totally embarked on my midlife crisis which involves a lot of clothes and some pole dancing. I became a much better krav instructor. I found a new best friend and kept several good friendships despite not being there for them as much as I'd wish.

bon bon: Got engaged and another year older.


megan walker - Sep 14, 2007 12:01:40 pm PDT #9340 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Hmmmm, my line breaks seem to have turned into question marks.


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2007 12:04:14 pm PDT #9341 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Fixed them!


§ ita § - Sep 14, 2007 1:31:21 pm PDT #9342 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great. I made me cry in public.

eta: oh, hey-the Kiss Me Mascara *is* waterproof


Liese S. - Sep 14, 2007 4:15:23 pm PDT #9343 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In Movies:

bon bon: May be true, maybe not, but the only word one has to go on is Courtney Love, who may not be the most stable source of this.

Robin: Or on anything.

DavidS: Maybe the word "stable" shouldn't be in the same sentence with her.

megan walker: How about "Sometimes it seems like she was brought up in a stable?"

Laga: An insult to well-mannered horses everywhere.


Jesse - Sep 15, 2007 9:45:25 am PDT #9344 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

Laga: When my boss saw me taking jalapenos for my stuffy nose last night she said she has a friend who eats yellow peppers when she feels a migraine coming on and that keeps them at bay.

Robin: Does her friend have a giant Kitchen Stadium?


Pix - Sep 17, 2007 9:27:39 am PDT #9345 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

X-posty goodness in Bitches:

NoiseDesign: Here's how out of it I was this morning when my alarm went off. I just discovered I have my boxers on backwards.

Jilli VoiceOfReason: Drew, that's wonderful news! I'm so excited for you!


Pix - Sep 17, 2007 9:27:41 am PDT #9346 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Um. I stuttered. Sorry!


Trudy Booth - Sep 19, 2007 5:22:43 am PDT #9347 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil R.: Gmaaaarrrr hatimah tova, Nilly.


Ailleann - Sep 19, 2007 9:59:00 am PDT #9348 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

shrift in Natter:

I'd totally crossdress for justice, though.