Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2007 2:22:03 pm PDT #9288 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I couldn't work out how to just white the spoiler out of Julie's, so I Tippexed them both.


Zenkitty - Aug 16, 2007 2:25:39 pm PDT #9289 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks, ita. Sorry.


amych - Aug 16, 2007 3:59:12 pm PDT #9290 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The incomparable Billytea:

Lurkers never fall. They're supported in email.


Vortex - Aug 16, 2007 5:14:13 pm PDT #9291 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

so I Tippexed them both.

psst. whiteout


Pix - Aug 17, 2007 12:54:46 pm PDT #9292 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Sean K. on choices for work email (in Bitches):

Yeah, jilli (at) gothic-charm-school is at best/worst a conversation starter.

bluntsmokeoutohyeahilovemarijuana@whogivesacrap.com warrants a smack upside the head.


amych - Aug 17, 2007 1:18:43 pm PDT #9293 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Boxed set slashes the Phoenix:

Austin

*pats b.org on the back* *then writes naughty RPS fic about the board*

Ailleann

I think B.org/Amazon would be a really nice pairing.

Austin

But B.org/TWOP has better dialogue.

shrift

Amazon wants to invite us upstairs to show us its etchings. Bowm chicka bowm bowm.

Ailleann

And they're on sale!

Gives a whole new meaning to "Gold Box."


billytea - Aug 17, 2007 4:15:43 pm PDT #9294 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My Bureaucracy smirks, let me show you them.

TomW:

Hmm, it appears that my first post was on December 1st 1999. It was widely ignored since it consisted of "ANGLE IS SUCK" followed by spam for my website of obscene vegetable photographs.

In addition, Shambles:

I'm delurking right now* AIFG!


Trudy Booth - Aug 20, 2007 5:49:57 pm PDT #9295 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Mmegan walker: "Moist" and any form of "panty" are two of the three words I most hate to hear people say.

P.M. Marcontell: What's number three?

megan walker: Amherst (but only when people mistakingly pronounce the "h").


flea - Aug 21, 2007 2:50:27 am PDT #9296 of 10000
information libertarian

Cass in Natter:

Why the Willamette rhymes with "Dang nabbit?" I will never know.


Trudy Booth - Aug 21, 2007 7:28:57 am PDT #9297 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: Way to stick it to the man with the linguistic disobedience.