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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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amych - Aug 17, 2007 1:18:43 pm PDT #9293 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Boxed set slashes the Phoenix:

Austin

*pats b.org on the back* *then writes naughty RPS fic about the board*

Ailleann

I think B.org/Amazon would be a really nice pairing.

Austin

But B.org/TWOP has better dialogue.

shrift

Amazon wants to invite us upstairs to show us its etchings. Bowm chicka bowm bowm.

Ailleann

And they're on sale!

Gives a whole new meaning to "Gold Box."

billytea - Aug 17, 2007 4:15:43 pm PDT #9294 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My Bureaucracy smirks, let me show you them.

TomW:

Hmm, it appears that my first post was on December 1st 1999. It was widely ignored since it consisted of "ANGLE IS SUCK" followed by spam for my website of obscene vegetable photographs.

In addition, Shambles:

I'm delurking right now* AIFG!

Trudy Booth - Aug 20, 2007 5:49:57 pm PDT #9295 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Mmegan walker: "Moist" and any form of "panty" are two of the three words I most hate to hear people say.

P.M. Marcontell: What's number three?

megan walker: Amherst (but only when people mistakingly pronounce the "h").

flea - Aug 21, 2007 2:50:27 am PDT #9296 of 10000

information libertarian

Cass in Natter:

Why the Willamette rhymes with "Dang nabbit?" I will never know.

Trudy Booth - Aug 21, 2007 7:28:57 am PDT #9297 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: Way to stick it to the man with the linguistic disobedience.

Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 21, 2007 10:51:26 am PDT #9298 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

shrift in Natter:

I got pulled over once for driving too slow. Then they accused me of desecrating graves.

...oh my god, I am Dean Winchester.

brenda m - Aug 21, 2007 10:58:13 am PDT #9299 of 10000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

In Natter:

flea - Heh. Emmett is bigger than Allyson and Hil.

DavidS - Yeah, but they can still take him in invective and quadratic equations, respectively.

Cashmere - Aug 21, 2007 1:17:02 pm PDT #9300 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

In Bitches, on the evil of cap sleeves:

Vortex:

Why is it that I look better in sleeveless shirts than cap sleeves?

Cap sleeves are evil -- they frame and draw attention to the worst part of the arm; sleeveless is just the blessed absence of sleeve, not a poufy little mini-sleeve screaming, "Hey! Look right here!"

Theodosia - Aug 22, 2007 2:49:31 am PDT #9301 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

ita in Natter:

That's a whole lot of coy, or a whole little of good sense.

Ailleann - Aug 22, 2007 3:41:33 am PDT #9302 of 10000

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Aimee, in Book Club:

IME, this leads to shag, shag, shag. Knickers, knickers, mate. SNOG SNOG knickers mate shag shag cup o' tea.

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