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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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billytea - Aug 14, 2007 10:21:59 pm PDT #9278 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Paperdol in Bureaucracy:

Don't make me propose a thread discussing all ita, all the time, called, "Jamaican Me Crazy 1: A discussion of how wrong ita is."

Because you know I can get 60 people to register, vote, and then YOU will have to create the thread, my friend.

Pix - Aug 14, 2007 10:33:54 pm PDT #9279 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

On a roll, more paperdol in Bureaucracy:

In general, lurkers are pretty nice to me in email, though none have supported my statement that they only get one third a vote, and not even the bullshit promise of 40 acres and a mule.

Yet.

SuziQ - Aug 15, 2007 7:03:25 am PDT #9280 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

The fun in flying - by NoiseDesign:

Yeah one of the highlights so far today was the kid in front of me at the security check throwing up all over the scanner. This was after they had distinctly said no liquids.

DXMachina - Aug 15, 2007 1:39:16 pm PDT #9281 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Boxed Set, no context:

Jessica: Last season, we had Allyson gratuitously in her underwear and catfighting with Beverly for no better reason than chicks fighting is hawt.

amych: I'm clearly missing a thread I should be subscribed to.

Ginger - Aug 15, 2007 2:17:35 pm PDT #9282 of 10000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Erika in Great Write:

David Simon says the crime story is *the* form for the 21st century. But no, if David Simon jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't go with him. His account of the way down would be so much better than mine.

libkitty - Aug 15, 2007 9:03:44 pm PDT #9283 of 10000

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I imagine this wasn't very funny in real life, but it made me laugh out loud anyhow.

NoiseDesign in Bitches:

Yeah one of the highlights so far today was the kid in front of me at the security check throwing up all over the scanner. This was after they had distinctly said no liquids.

Nicole - Aug 16, 2007 8:33:39 am PDT #9284 of 10000

I'm getting the pig!

Nora Deirdre in Bitches:

I want to learn how to make gnocchi. Nom nom nom.

Or, gnom gnom gnom.

Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2007 11:41:54 am PDT #9285 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Raq: They should make special anti-depressent rescue inhalers for trips to the DMV.

SuziQ - Aug 16, 2007 12:15:24 pm PDT #9286 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Shrift: Oh, so next time I should keep the kissing and frottage to myself?

Zenkitty - Aug 16, 2007 2:12:16 pm PDT #9287 of 10000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Discussing Eureka in Boxed Set, the bada and the bing:

Austin: We really needed a collective brain to understand this week's episode.

Juliebird: Austin, didn't we already learn this week that neural networking is bad?

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