I can't believe no one beat me to this, in Bitches.
Bobbi: Do they have a kitty shortage or something?
Daisy Jane: Yes. Cause of all the gambling.
Bah-dum-dum.
River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?
'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
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libkitty - Aug 13, 2007 12:40:07 pm PDT #9271 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
esse - Aug 13, 2007 8:36:04 pm PDT #9272 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Totally out of context, from Nonfic, because how often do you get to say this, really:
kat perez: ...and that adds up to another solid night for the hunchback.
Zenkitty - Aug 14, 2007 4:50:38 am PDT #9273 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Bitches, musing on the life of cats:
ND: I'm sure if I never left the indoors I'd live longer too, but I wouldn't like it.
Laga: If it came with the ability to lick your own privates I might give it a try.
Cashmere - Aug 14, 2007 9:21:30 am PDT #9274 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
lisah (whom I wholeheatedly agree with) in Natter, on the new fangled fish-nibbling therapy at spas:
I don't like fish touching me.
Unless they are dead and prepared in some kind of appetizing way, like sushified, and they are touching my mouth.
Theodosia - Aug 14, 2007 10:37:33 am PDT #9275 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot, who could someday make some human being a wonderful spouse:
Here's how I envision my wedding ceremony: The bride and I each roll down the aisle in our own human-sized hamster balls. Then, at the moment we're pronounced husband and wife, we each climb into the same, larger hamster ball and roll back down the aisle.
There would also be smoke, lasers and strobe lights.
Cass - Aug 14, 2007 5:27:22 pm PDT #9276 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Speaking the truth in Lightbulbs
Cindy: Soaps go in Minearverse.
Theresa - Aug 14, 2007 6:45:57 pm PDT #9277 of 10000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
In Supernatural
Ailleann: (Also, what's a numberslut called here? A numberDean?)
billytea - Aug 14, 2007 10:21:59 pm PDT #9278 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Paperdol in Bureaucracy:
Don't make me propose a thread discussing all ita, all the time, called, "Jamaican Me Crazy 1: A discussion of how wrong ita is."
Because you know I can get 60 people to register, vote, and then YOU will have to create the thread, my friend.
Pix - Aug 14, 2007 10:33:54 pm PDT #9279 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
On a roll, more paperdol in Bureaucracy:
In general, lurkers are pretty nice to me in email, though none have supported my statement that they only get one third a vote, and not even the bullshit promise of 40 acres and a mule.
Yet.
SuziQ - Aug 15, 2007 7:03:25 am PDT #9280 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The fun in flying - by NoiseDesign:
Yeah one of the highlights so far today was the kid in front of me at the security check throwing up all over the scanner. This was after they had distinctly said no liquids.