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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Aug 14, 2007 10:37:33 am PDT #9275 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tommyrot, who could someday make some human being a wonderful spouse:

Here's how I envision my wedding ceremony: The bride and I each roll down the aisle in our own human-sized hamster balls. Then, at the moment we're pronounced husband and wife, we each climb into the same, larger hamster ball and roll back down the aisle.

There would also be smoke, lasers and strobe lights.

Cass - Aug 14, 2007 5:27:22 pm PDT #9276 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Speaking the truth in Lightbulbs

Cindy: Soaps go in Minearverse.

Theresa - Aug 14, 2007 6:45:57 pm PDT #9277 of 10000

"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

In Supernatural

Ailleann: (Also, what's a numberslut called here? A numberDean?)

billytea - Aug 14, 2007 10:21:59 pm PDT #9278 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Paperdol in Bureaucracy:

Don't make me propose a thread discussing all ita, all the time, called, "Jamaican Me Crazy 1: A discussion of how wrong ita is."

Because you know I can get 60 people to register, vote, and then YOU will have to create the thread, my friend.

Pix - Aug 14, 2007 10:33:54 pm PDT #9279 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

On a roll, more paperdol in Bureaucracy:

In general, lurkers are pretty nice to me in email, though none have supported my statement that they only get one third a vote, and not even the bullshit promise of 40 acres and a mule.

Yet.

SuziQ - Aug 15, 2007 7:03:25 am PDT #9280 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

The fun in flying - by NoiseDesign:

Yeah one of the highlights so far today was the kid in front of me at the security check throwing up all over the scanner. This was after they had distinctly said no liquids.

DXMachina - Aug 15, 2007 1:39:16 pm PDT #9281 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Boxed Set, no context:

Jessica: Last season, we had Allyson gratuitously in her underwear and catfighting with Beverly for no better reason than chicks fighting is hawt.

amych: I'm clearly missing a thread I should be subscribed to.

Ginger - Aug 15, 2007 2:17:35 pm PDT #9282 of 10000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Erika in Great Write:

David Simon says the crime story is *the* form for the 21st century. But no, if David Simon jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't go with him. His account of the way down would be so much better than mine.

libkitty - Aug 15, 2007 9:03:44 pm PDT #9283 of 10000

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I imagine this wasn't very funny in real life, but it made me laugh out loud anyhow.

NoiseDesign in Bitches:

Yeah one of the highlights so far today was the kid in front of me at the security check throwing up all over the scanner. This was after they had distinctly said no liquids.

Nicole - Aug 16, 2007 8:33:39 am PDT #9284 of 10000

I'm getting the pig!

Nora Deirdre in Bitches:

I want to learn how to make gnocchi. Nom nom nom.

Or, gnom gnom gnom.

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