Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy: I found Cordy's breasts really distracting; it seemed as if they were the focal point of most shots.
Billytea: And have you noticed how they seem to follow you around the room?
Betsy: Snerk. I did watch them pogoing up and down out of frame with some alarm.
Jon: You were pogoing while you were watching Cordelia?
Steph on the latest Buffy:
If Spike weren't crazy before, meeting *himself* is gonna push him over the edge...
beth b: As long as I am not related to Pat Buchanan, I don't care.
DavidS on Angel plot developments:
I don't care how they derailed the Cordelia/ Angel train as long as it's off the trestle and down in the gully.
ted r
I thought it was another fine episode in what so far is an amazing season. Which makes me unhappy in a way, because all this goodness has a "let's go out with a bang" feel and I'm not ready to face a GOP world with no new BTVS.
vw bug and vortex in Buffy:
No. No. They wouldn't do that. Would they?
oh, yeah. they're the "do that" writers.
Jess PMoon: If Pat Robertson turns out to be right, I'm re-converting back to Judaism so I can control the weather.
Emily: And I'll start having gay sex to attract tornados.
Rob: Oooh, the kernel of an excellent insurance scam!
Nutty in Previously:
It's very distracting, hearing Investigate This Strange New Pus music over Boy Walks Into Highschool.
Reema (making a glorious debut in Buffy) :
Re topic, here are my episode notes:
Buffy: Xander! Has Spike killed you, yet?
Xander: No.
Buffy: Well, keep vigil, then. If he kills you, he's dangerous for sure.
Anya: Spike can kill? Spike could kill me!
Xander: Um. Sunlight.
Anya: But wouldn't investigation be more suicidal?
Buffy: Kill her! Kill her!
Spike: Yum.
Xander: Hey! I know this! They're both Spike!
Spike: No, he's evil. You guys can't tell me apart from an evil thing? ...oh, right.
Spike: We're very pretty.
England: I have Giles. Neener.
Buffy: You killed Holden!
Spike: Sure, I talked to other girls. They weren't like you, though. They had penises.
Aimee Mann: I'm Aimee Mann!
Spike's Memory: Hi.
Spike: Aah.
Reema: That was kind of sexy.
Joss Whedon: I know. I make him sexy, then I let him rape people. Don't you feel all ashamed and self-reproaching, now?
Reema: Mostly, I just feel like seeing that again.
Joss Whedon: Oh... fine.
Reema: With the sex, and the blood, and the death. It's all the same to me.
Joss Whedon: Shut up.
Spike: I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.
Buffy: Okay.
Joss Whedon: Really, though. I very skillfully avoid the gay-equals-evil pitfall, and all you guys are on about how you want more homoeroticism. Then I give it to you, and I totally get shit for it. What gives?
Slashers: Sex sex sex. Death death death.
Giles: Fu--
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