Reema (making a glorious debut in Buffy) :

Re topic, here are my episode notes: Buffy: Xander! Has Spike killed you, yet?
Xander: No.
Buffy: Well, keep vigil, then. If he kills you, he's dangerous for sure.

Anya: Spike can kill? Spike could kill me!
Xander: Um. Sunlight.
Anya: But wouldn't investigation be more suicidal?

Buffy: Kill her! Kill her!
Spike: Yum.

Xander: Hey! I know this! They're both Spike!
Spike: No, he's evil. You guys can't tell me apart from an evil thing? ...oh, right.
Spike: We're very pretty.

England: I have Giles. Neener.

Buffy: You killed Holden!
Spike: Sure, I talked to other girls. They weren't like you, though. They had penises.


Aimee Mann: I'm Aimee Mann!

Spike's Memory: Hi.
Spike: Aah.
Reema: That was kind of sexy.
Joss Whedon: I know. I make him sexy, then I let him rape people. Don't you feel all ashamed and self-reproaching, now?
Reema: Mostly, I just feel like seeing that again.
Joss Whedon: Oh... fine.
Reema: With the sex, and the blood, and the death. It's all the same to me.
Joss Whedon: Shut up.

Spike: I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.
Buffy: Okay.

Joss Whedon: Really, though. I very skillfully avoid the gay-equals-evil pitfall, and all you guys are on about how you want more homoeroticism. Then I give it to you, and I totally get shit for it. What gives?
Slashers: Sex sex sex. Death death death.

Giles: Fu--

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Noumenon: They're not just anvils. They're dramatic iron-y anvils made of dramatic iron.

In Natter:

Alibelle: My computer wants to change "Aguilera" to "uglier"

ita: Too late -- her stylist already got there.

Oh my heaven - someone chained Reema to the Buffy thread, I hope!

Angus:

Everything you are all saying about Smallville is absolutely true. Yet I love it. It's so refreshing to watch a show and not have to worry about whether it can maintain its current astonishingly high quality.

Betsy, spoilery about a musical plot element in this week's Buffy:

I saw "the Friendly Giant" once in Utah when I was a kid. However, I just said "Ah, 'Early One Morning'."

Now, if Spike started singing "It's A Beautiful Day In My Neighborhood", there wouldn't be enough shudders in a bucket of minnows.

Teppy, in Buffy, VERY VERY SPOILY:

STEPH: <Organ music swells... WILL Giles escape certain choppy death?!? Will the mysterious hooded figure CLAIM another victim?!? Will Joss risk EVISCERATION by thousands of female fans?!? For the answers to these and other questions, stay tuned for the next installment of As the Hellmouth Turns...>

John H., in BBaBB, talking about all sorts of things which involve code, and apparently the word "break":

Aha, ita, you rock.

Do the dance of break.

Or not, because ... breakdancing.

Guys, remember to check your posts to make sure whitefonting worked like you expected.

Steph, summing up the mother of all bad days in Bitches.

I feel like Sauron on a bad-hair day.

I think I'll get a donut.