vw bug and vortex in Buffy:
No. No. They wouldn't do that. Would they?
oh, yeah. they're the "do that" writers.
You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.
Kaylee ,'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
§ ita § - Nov 19, 2002 10:16:52 pm PST #933 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Trudy Booth - Nov 19, 2002 11:36:42 pm PST #934 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jess PMoon: If Pat Robertson turns out to be right, I'm re-converting back to Judaism so I can control the weather.
Emily: And I'll start having gay sex to attract tornados.
Rob: Oooh, the kernel of an excellent insurance scam!
Katie M - Nov 20, 2002 12:31:02 am PST #935 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Nutty in Previously:
It's very distracting, hearing Investigate This Strange New Pus music over Boy Walks Into Highschool.
Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2002 2:19:25 am PST #936 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Reema (making a glorious debut in Buffy) :
Re topic, here are my episode notes:
Buffy: Xander! Has Spike killed you, yet?
Xander: No.
Buffy: Well, keep vigil, then. If he kills you, he's dangerous for sure.
Anya: Spike can kill? Spike could kill me!
Xander: Um. Sunlight.
Anya: But wouldn't investigation be more suicidal?
Buffy: Kill her! Kill her!
Spike: Yum.
Xander: Hey! I know this! They're both Spike!
Spike: No, he's evil. You guys can't tell me apart from an evil thing? ...oh, right.
Spike: We're very pretty.
England: I have Giles. Neener.
Buffy: You killed Holden!
Spike: Sure, I talked to other girls. They weren't like you, though. They had penises.
Aimee Mann: I'm Aimee Mann!
Spike's Memory: Hi.
Spike: Aah.
Reema: That was kind of sexy.
Joss Whedon: I know. I make him sexy, then I let him rape people. Don't you feel all ashamed and self-reproaching, now?
Reema: Mostly, I just feel like seeing that again.
Joss Whedon: Oh... fine.
Reema: With the sex, and the blood, and the death. It's all the same to me.
Joss Whedon: Shut up.
Spike: I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.
Buffy: Okay.
Joss Whedon: Really, though. I very skillfully avoid the gay-equals-evil pitfall, and all you guys are on about how you want more homoeroticism. Then I give it to you, and I totally get shit for it. What gives?
Slashers: Sex sex sex. Death death death.
Giles: Fu--
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Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2002 2:41:59 am PST #937 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Noumenon: They're not just anvils. They're dramatic iron-y anvils made of dramatic iron.
Steph L. - Nov 20, 2002 5:25:12 am PST #938 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter:
Alibelle: My computer wants to change "Aguilera" to "uglier"
ita: Too late -- her stylist already got there.
Cindy - Nov 20, 2002 5:38:52 am PST #939 of 10000
Nobody
Oh my heaven - someone chained Reema to the Buffy thread, I hope!
Theodosia - Nov 20, 2002 5:40:07 am PST #940 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Angus:
Everything you are all saying about Smallville is absolutely true. Yet I love it. It's so refreshing to watch a show and not have to worry about whether it can maintain its current astonishingly high quality.
Theodosia - Nov 20, 2002 5:49:09 am PST #941 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy, spoilery about a musical plot element in this week's Buffy:
I saw "the Friendly Giant" once in Utah when I was a kid. However, I just said "Ah, 'Early One Morning'."
Now, if Spike started singing "It's A Beautiful Day In My Neighborhood", there wouldn't be enough shudders in a bucket of minnows.
Jessica - Nov 20, 2002 7:21:38 am PST #942 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Teppy, in Buffy, VERY VERY SPOILY:
STEPH: <Organ music swells... WILL Giles escape certain choppy death?!? Will the mysterious hooded figure CLAIM another victim?!? Will Joss risk EVISCERATION by thousands of female fans?!? For the answers to these and other questions, stay tuned for the next installment of As the Hellmouth Turns...>