You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.

Tracy ,'The Message'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Tom Scola - Aug 09, 2007 3:07:07 pm PDT #9267 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

ita: oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through


libkitty - Aug 09, 2007 3:56:00 pm PDT #9268 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

In Bitches:

Sean K.: I also kept thinking that people who cannot pronounce the word "ask" correctly should not be setting public policy about language usage.

javachik: Axe her no questions, she'll tell you no lice?


smonster - Aug 10, 2007 10:47:56 am PDT #9269 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Supernatural:

tiggy: which came first? fandom or kerfluffle?

Cass: Pretty sure kerfluffle was just left hanging after fandom came first and thus the whole bitchiness ensues. Really, a friendly reacharound could have taken care of the whole thing before it got out of hand.


Beverly - Aug 11, 2007 6:13:00 am PDT #9270 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Great Write,

Zenkitty defines cool:

Nobody starts out cool. First you pretend you're cool by carefully studying the habits of the Truly Cool, then you become Cool by doing things that only cool people do, and later after you're SO Very Cool, you can tell about how you really weren't cool when you started out, you were just ballsing your way through it, which is, of course, Very Cool.


libkitty - Aug 13, 2007 12:40:07 pm PDT #9271 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I can't believe no one beat me to this, in Bitches.

Bobbi: Do they have a kitty shortage or something?

Daisy Jane: Yes. Cause of all the gambling.

Bah-dum-dum.


esse - Aug 13, 2007 8:36:04 pm PDT #9272 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Totally out of context, from Nonfic, because how often do you get to say this, really:

kat perez: ...and that adds up to another solid night for the hunchback.


Zenkitty - Aug 14, 2007 4:50:38 am PDT #9273 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Bitches, musing on the life of cats:

ND: I'm sure if I never left the indoors I'd live longer too, but I wouldn't like it.

Laga: If it came with the ability to lick your own privates I might give it a try.


Cashmere - Aug 14, 2007 9:21:30 am PDT #9274 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

lisah (whom I wholeheatedly agree with) in Natter, on the new fangled fish-nibbling therapy at spas:

I don't like fish touching me.

Unless they are dead and prepared in some kind of appetizing way, like sushified, and they are touching my mouth.


Theodosia - Aug 14, 2007 10:37:33 am PDT #9275 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tommyrot, who could someday make some human being a wonderful spouse:

Here's how I envision my wedding ceremony: The bride and I each roll down the aisle in our own human-sized hamster balls. Then, at the moment we're pronounced husband and wife, we each climb into the same, larger hamster ball and roll back down the aisle.
There would also be smoke, lasers and strobe lights.


Cass - Aug 14, 2007 5:27:22 pm PDT #9276 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Speaking the truth in Lightbulbs

Cindy: Soaps go in Minearverse.