Refusing to cast aspersions or provide context
ita:
It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.
Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.
Spike ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 10:05:25 am PDT #9264 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 10:57:01 am PDT #9265 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm amazed this never made it on here:
shrift in Natter, on her bad day --
Dear Today:
SHRIFT SMASH
Smashing You Right Now, shrift
Jessica - Aug 09, 2007 11:37:23 am PDT #9266 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
When euphemisms get out of hand in a thread, it sometimes helps to clarify:
tommyrot: Here are some pictures of a sled for children. [link] Note that this is not a sex toy.
Tom Scola - Aug 09, 2007 3:07:07 pm PDT #9267 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
ita: oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through
libkitty - Aug 09, 2007 3:56:00 pm PDT #9268 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
In Bitches:
Sean K.: I also kept thinking that people who cannot pronounce the word "ask" correctly should not be setting public policy about language usage.
javachik: Axe her no questions, she'll tell you no lice?
smonster - Aug 10, 2007 10:47:56 am PDT #9269 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Supernatural:
tiggy: which came first? fandom or kerfluffle?
Cass: Pretty sure kerfluffle was just left hanging after fandom came first and thus the whole bitchiness ensues. Really, a friendly reacharound could have taken care of the whole thing before it got out of hand.
Beverly - Aug 11, 2007 6:13:00 am PDT #9270 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Great Write,
Zenkitty defines cool:
Nobody starts out cool. First you pretend you're cool by carefully studying the habits of the Truly Cool, then you become Cool by doing things that only cool people do, and later after you're SO Very Cool, you can tell about how you really weren't cool when you started out, you were just ballsing your way through it, which is, of course, Very Cool.
libkitty - Aug 13, 2007 12:40:07 pm PDT #9271 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I can't believe no one beat me to this, in Bitches.
Bobbi: Do they have a kitty shortage or something?
Daisy Jane: Yes. Cause of all the gambling.
Bah-dum-dum.
esse - Aug 13, 2007 8:36:04 pm PDT #9272 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Totally out of context, from Nonfic, because how often do you get to say this, really:
kat perez: ...and that adds up to another solid night for the hunchback.
Zenkitty - Aug 14, 2007 4:50:38 am PDT #9273 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Bitches, musing on the life of cats:
ND: I'm sure if I never left the indoors I'd live longer too, but I wouldn't like it.
Laga: If it came with the ability to lick your own privates I might give it a try.