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Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

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Trudy Booth - Nov 19, 2002 1:26:29 pm PST #919 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

David S:

I swear to god, it is the most important thing to know before you get to Paris. Wear Your Good Shoes.

I wore sneakers for two days and got treated like an American. I put on my good shoes and local french-type peoples were asking me for directions. In French. I shrugged and made the French-shrugging face.

Katie M - Nov 19, 2002 1:39:46 pm PST #920 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Hec in Angel:

Jesus, didn't they learn anything from having SuperPoweredGlory on Buffy? It makes for a terrible villain and it's not even a little scary. They'll either destroy its power center or cobble together the magic recipe: "I found the magic spoon which can scoop out its eyes!" "I've got the nasal inhaler of death!" "I shall deliver the coup de grace with this magically enhanced celery stick!" "All together now, attack in a close formation and make sure you apply each element in precisely the proper order. Ready...set...Lorne start singing!"

Katie M - Nov 19, 2002 2:21:20 pm PST #921 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Billytea in Buffy:

Wow, you guys got chatty. Behold the meara of God.

Jeff Mejia - Nov 19, 2002 3:16:35 pm PST #922 of 10000
"Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing towards oblivion." Dogbert to Dilbert

The religious talk in the Buffy thread takes a turn:

billytea: Australia, BTW, is nominally Christian - we have no First Amendment, the Anglican Church is technically the State religion - but really it's a nation of pagans. Specifically, sun-worshippers.

BHP: So, slip,slop, and slather is a heresy promoted by the State?

Laura: I could be a sun worshipper

Tom Scola: (Going back to my old tagline) Hurray for the Sun God, he sure is a fun god, Ra!Ra!Ra!

(That last bit is why I love this place. I don't think anybody I know locally would even get that joke.)

Holli - Nov 19, 2002 5:32:30 pm PST #923 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Betsy in Buffy, nonspoilery:

Right after the Gulf War started, I dragged the atheist husband to a Unitarian service, because I felt the need of some spiritual comfort.

I got a white guy playing a marimba solo in honor of Martin Luther King Day.

Theodosia - Nov 19, 2002 5:57:44 pm PST #924 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

John H, harking back to online battles of the past:

I'm mentally captaining a firefly-class starship called "The Great Buffy Gerund Debate of 2002".

Vortex - Nov 19, 2002 6:24:16 pm PST #925 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oh no! Canada is a well-known fount of Evil!!!

Vortex - Nov 19, 2002 6:24:24 pm PST #926 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oh no! Canada is a well-known fount of Evil!!!

bon bon - Nov 19, 2002 6:41:07 pm PST #927 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Betsy: I found Cordy's breasts really distracting; it seemed as if they were the focal point of most shots.

Billytea: And have you noticed how they seem to follow you around the room?

Betsy: Snerk. I did watch them pogoing up and down out of frame with some alarm.

Jon: You were pogoing while you were watching Cordelia?

Theodosia - Nov 19, 2002 7:19:40 pm PST #928 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Steph on the latest Buffy:

If Spike weren't crazy before, meeting *himself* is gonna push him over the edge...

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