...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Atropa - Jun 05, 2007 10:23:36 am PDT #9141 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Toddson: what's Swedish for memento mori?

Frankenbuddha: Ikea?


Pix - Jun 05, 2007 1:43:22 pm PDT #9142 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Jilli speaks for many of us in Bitches:
I have no memory of me wandering off as a child. I think I was pretty happy to stay where I was, as long as I had a book and a stuffed animal to talk to.


Trudy Booth - Jun 06, 2007 5:44:04 am PDT #9143 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

brenda m: Budapest survived being smushed, right? So I'm sure Chicaginnati-Philabaltimore will too.


Pix - Jun 06, 2007 6:43:04 am PDT #9144 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Hil R.: Anybody around who speaks German?

tommyrot: I watched Hogan's Heroes.


Scrappy - Jun 06, 2007 11:52:14 am PDT #9145 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Jessica on her upcoming Interesting Event:

I'm hoping for the kind of labor/delivery they have on sitcoms, where my water breaks and then after the commercial break I magically have a newborn which looks suspiciously like a 6-month-old. And in the meantime, someone's done my hair and makeup.


Trudy Booth - Jun 07, 2007 7:12:15 am PDT #9146 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée: Oh! And on the baby songs, Blackbird was the first song I sang to Em. Yesterday was the one I sang during the middle of the night. And her newest favorites are Rainbow Connection, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baby Mine.

I've gotten so sick of Baby Mine that I've started doing a Sid Vicious version.

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Laura: I sing when alone, or in front of my husband and children. I tell them they have to deal with it. When the boys are misbehaving on trips DH and I sing classic rock, loud and with enthusiasm. It straightens them right out.


Ailleann - Jun 07, 2007 1:49:10 pm PDT #9147 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

tommyrot, in Natter:

Also, I think there are warnings of large, pterodactyl-like creatures swooping down and carrying people off to feed their young....

eta: In what the National Guard is referring to as "a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie scenario".


aurelia - Jun 07, 2007 3:02:11 pm PDT #9148 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Topic!Cindy in Natter:

I want something with sass, which won't look like mom-hair, but won't look like nightclub-hair, either.

I need a hairy godmother.


Zenkitty - Jun 07, 2007 6:21:43 pm PDT #9149 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter:

shrift : "It'd be neat if they could make an electronic keychain that would tell me what word I'm fumbling for at the press of a button."

Steph L. : "Wouldn't that just be a keychain that says "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"?"


Daisy Jane - Jun 08, 2007 9:41:34 am PDT #9150 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Cashmere in Natter

When I was 11, my mother called me up to my 17 year old brother's room and asked, "is that smell pot?" I replied, "No, Mom, that's incense. They used that to cover the smell of pot."

It was like a bad ABC After School special.