In Natter, because lack of context makes me giggle --
Beej: When I'm tired, I see before me a sea of vaginas. It's hilarious.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Steph L. - May 08, 2007 8:17:07 am PDT #9099 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
beekaytee - May 08, 2007 8:33:38 am PDT #9100 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
But lack of context makes me look...okay, probably better than with the context. nebbermind.
Cashmere - May 08, 2007 12:17:08 pm PDT #9101 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
In Natter:
shrift on The Secret:
Personally, I'm glad my thoughts don't control the universe. If they did, I'd have a lot of embarrassing explaining to do, the human population would die like unto mayflies, and I'd keep accidentally destroying everything before I got my coffee in the morning.
flea - May 09, 2007 5:05:58 am PDT #9102 of 10000
information libertarian
In Natter:
Jesse:
.....SNIFFL....
amych:
My brain keeps wanting to read this as the name of some new social networking thing. And then I realize -- it kind of already is.
Jesse - May 09, 2007 5:12:03 am PDT #9103 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
SNIFFL was actual from Steph, like so:
(WE'RE IN UR BODY, MAKIN U SNIFFL!)
flea - May 09, 2007 5:43:19 am PDT #9104 of 10000
information libertarian
Thanks for the correction. SNIFFLZ IN MY HED, MAKIN ME READ BAD.
smonster - May 09, 2007 5:58:56 am PDT #9105 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Veronica Mars, non-spoilery:
Vonnie K:
It was like the Continuity Fairy got pregnant and had a freakin' litter.
Glamcookie - May 09, 2007 2:06:51 pm PDT #9106 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Daisy Jane in Bitches:
Mr. Jane once bounded down the stairs with not so much as a dishtowel on because I screamed when I saw a spider. He forgot my girlfriends were over. No one was too mortified, and a few of the girls congratulated me.
Liese S. - May 10, 2007 6:20:59 am PDT #9107 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
shrift in Natter:
There's nothing like getting a table of over 25 drunken people to harmonize badly about cowboys singing their sad, sad songs
Pix - May 10, 2007 6:39:42 am PDT #9108 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Kat: My friend Julie sent me a hands-free expression halter, which is weird as shit and it actually works. MOOOOO!
Topic!Cindy Kat, it took me a minute to realize 'expression' pertains to breast milk, even though I got the halter/breast connection. I was thinking emotions, and wondering what the halter did to your breasts that allowed you to express your feelings in a hands-free manner, was wondering why you couldn't use your hands in the first place, never mind why you would choose to express your feelings with your breasts.
Coffee, you say? Why, yes that might be a good idea.