He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


smonster - May 09, 2007 5:58:56 am PDT #9105 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Veronica Mars, non-spoilery:

Vonnie K:

It was like the Continuity Fairy got pregnant and had a freakin' litter.


Glamcookie - May 09, 2007 2:06:51 pm PDT #9106 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Daisy Jane in Bitches:

Mr. Jane once bounded down the stairs with not so much as a dishtowel on because I screamed when I saw a spider. He forgot my girlfriends were over. No one was too mortified, and a few of the girls congratulated me.


Liese S. - May 10, 2007 6:20:59 am PDT #9107 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

shrift in Natter:

There's nothing like getting a table of over 25 drunken people to harmonize badly about cowboys singing their sad, sad songs


Pix - May 10, 2007 6:39:42 am PDT #9108 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Kat: My friend Julie sent me a hands-free expression halter, which is weird as shit and it actually works. MOOOOO!

Topic!Cindy Kat, it took me a minute to realize 'expression' pertains to breast milk, even though I got the halter/breast connection. I was thinking emotions, and wondering what the halter did to your breasts that allowed you to express your feelings in a hands-free manner, was wondering why you couldn't use your hands in the first place, never mind why you would choose to express your feelings with your breasts.

Coffee, you say? Why, yes that might be a good idea.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 13, 2007 1:47:25 pm PDT #9109 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Boxed Set:

askye:

I wish I could stay up and see the West Coast watch and post, but I'm going to bed and dream about happy Sam and Dean thoughts.

Anne W.:

Don't worry. You'll wake up because you'll hear Plei screaming.


Steph L. - May 14, 2007 10:21:11 am PDT #9110 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Movies --

AmyLiz: I had a friend in high school who saw Endless Love in the theaters eight times the summer it came out. She had a broken leg at the time.

Matt: Couldn't she have escaped the theater by crawling on her arms and the good leg?


Trudy Booth - May 14, 2007 5:07:16 pm PDT #9111 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Heroes spoiler and funny as hell:

SailAweigh: Now that was interesting! Can Lindermann heal himself?

Vortex: probably not without his brain.


Beverly - May 14, 2007 8:34:30 pm PDT #9112 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Topic!Cindy in Heroes, singing my song:

It's too much work. I don't want to be interactive; I want to be inactive. I just want to turn on my TV and watch something good while I lull myself into a false sense of complacency.


victor infante - May 16, 2007 6:09:42 am PDT #9113 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Vortex on "Heroes":

If you come visit and find a bunch of different colored strings all over my living room, understand that it's not a decorating choice.


victor infante - May 16, 2007 6:09:56 am PDT #9114 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.