'Lessons'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
shrift on The Secret:
Personally, I'm glad my thoughts don't control the universe. If they did, I'd have a lot of embarrassing explaining to do, the human population would die like unto mayflies, and I'd keep accidentally destroying everything before I got my coffee in the morning.
In Natter:
Jesse:
.....SNIFFL....
amych:
My brain keeps wanting to read this as the name of some new social networking thing. And then I realize -- it kind of already is.
SNIFFL was actual from Steph, like so:
(WE'RE IN UR BODY, MAKIN U SNIFFL!)
Thanks for the correction. SNIFFLZ IN MY HED, MAKIN ME READ BAD.
In Veronica Mars, non-spoilery:
Vonnie K:
It was like the Continuity Fairy got pregnant and had a freakin' litter.
Daisy Jane in Bitches:
Mr. Jane once bounded down the stairs with not so much as a dishtowel on because I screamed when I saw a spider. He forgot my girlfriends were over. No one was too mortified, and a few of the girls congratulated me.
shrift in Natter:
There's nothing like getting a table of over 25 drunken people to harmonize badly about cowboys singing their sad, sad songs
In Natter:
Kat: My friend Julie sent me a hands-free expression halter, which is weird as shit and it actually works. MOOOOO!
Topic!Cindy Kat, it took me a minute to realize 'expression' pertains to breast milk, even though I got the halter/breast connection. I was thinking emotions, and wondering what the halter did to your breasts that allowed you to express your feelings in a hands-free manner, was wondering why you couldn't use your hands in the first place, never mind why you would choose to express your feelings with your breasts.
Coffee, you say? Why, yes that might be a good idea.
In Boxed Set:
askye:
I wish I could stay up and see the West Coast watch and post, but I'm going to bed and dream about happy Sam and Dean thoughts.
Anne W.:
Don't worry. You'll wake up because you'll hear Plei screaming.
In Movies --
AmyLiz: I had a friend in high school who saw Endless Love in the theaters eight times the summer it came out. She had a broken leg at the time.
Matt: Couldn't she have escaped the theater by crawling on her arms and the good leg?