What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


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tiggy - May 02, 2007 11:56:36 am PDT #9093 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

context? who needs it? in Movies:

Jesse - She is her neice. It just looks like her Mini-Me or something. Not creepy, some other word. Maybe a German word.

Dana - schadenfreude!

weltanschauung!

zeitgeist!

brenda m - gesundheit!

Dana - danke schön.


Vortex - May 06, 2007 8:09:34 am PDT #9094 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Official Atlanta F2F COMM:

Turpentine is like home to me -- Matt the Bruins Fan

You had me at queso -- Kate P.

It's like a broccoli funyon! Matt the Bruins Fan

Isn't John-Boy gorgeous -- ?

Ah, we've all straggled together like ducklings . . . or bufflings! SailAweigh

Don't worry Mom, they can't make me any gayer than I already am -- smonster

I would make him say YOUR name -- Vortex

This is what the world looks like without slash-colored glasses -- smonster
in response . . .
And it's a SAD FUCKING PLACE. -- Kate P.

I have teletubby diaper butt -- Katie B

Is that cream in your purse, or are you glad to see me? -- Vortex

You can't dust for cream -- Frank

Ginger: So, you're waving your salami at us?
ND: waves salami at camera

My legs never come together . . . That sounds porny -- Ailleann

This one time, I was eating nerds . . .candy. and then . . . Ailleann

I'm old and I'm drunk, leave me alone. I'm also wearing boxers. -- Vortex

And then he's redeemed by the love of a FAKE AMISH WOMAN -- askye


Pix - May 06, 2007 8:45:46 am PDT #9095 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

ita in Natter:

I will do shotgun again someday, and hopefully rifle. Not with those folks, though.

I'm going to the movies tonight, and I will be especially girly, and I will smile at complete strangers and know how badly I could hurt them if things went south.

This is how I cheer myself up and forget the sexist pigs.


Steph L. - May 06, 2007 11:08:25 am PDT #9096 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter --

flea: Anyone who calls ita "little lady" while handing her a GUN needs to have his head examined.


askye - May 06, 2007 5:27:53 pm PDT #9097 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

Isn't John-Boy gorgeous -- ?

That was Trudy.


Steph L. - May 07, 2007 1:16:42 pm PDT #9098 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In F2F --

Vortex: WHOA! I am startled by the size of my own boobs.


Steph L. - May 08, 2007 8:17:07 am PDT #9099 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter, because lack of context makes me giggle --

Beej: When I'm tired, I see before me a sea of vaginas. It's hilarious.


beekaytee - May 08, 2007 8:33:38 am PDT #9100 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

But lack of context makes me look...okay, probably better than with the context. nebbermind.


Cashmere - May 08, 2007 12:17:08 pm PDT #9101 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Natter:

shrift on The Secret:

Personally, I'm glad my thoughts don't control the universe. If they did, I'd have a lot of embarrassing explaining to do, the human population would die like unto mayflies, and I'd keep accidentally destroying everything before I got my coffee in the morning.


flea - May 09, 2007 5:05:58 am PDT #9102 of 10000
information libertarian

In Natter:

Jesse:

.....SNIFFL....

amych:

My brain keeps wanting to read this as the name of some new social networking thing. And then I realize -- it kind of already is.