Aimee, in Bitches: This should not, in the future, translate into SEX DREAMS about PRINCE EFFING CHARLES.
Vortex: Was he your tampon?
They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.
River ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Strix - Apr 02, 2007 8:41:57 am PDT #9054 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
esse - Apr 03, 2007 6:22:12 am PDT #9055 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
god, I swear I'm only setup. In Premium, regarding The Tudors:
SA: Heh. My friend T and I looked at each other at the first gratuitous sex scene and were like, "He didn't take off his pants, did he?" "Nope, didn't even finish unbuttoning them." "Guess Henry's a hump monkey then."
Matt the Bruins fan: But the mystery of why he had so much trouble fathering heirs is solved at last!
Scrappy - Apr 03, 2007 7:04:05 am PDT #9056 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
SA, I was just coming in to post that!
Scrappy - Apr 03, 2007 7:04:13 am PDT #9057 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
SA, I was just coming in to post that!
Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2007 7:14:52 am PDT #9058 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I don't believe you, Robin.
esse - Apr 03, 2007 7:35:58 am PDT #9059 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
It was obviously so awesome she was going to post it twice.
Pix - Apr 04, 2007 6:23:56 am PDT #9060 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In Natter:
tommyrot:
The ten creepiest deep-sea fish: >[link]
Freaky.Steph L.
I guess when you live that far beneath the surface, not much light gets in, so it doesn't matter if you're pretty.
Ugh.Kat:
kinda like a bar before last call. or a basement at a frat house.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 04, 2007 7:18:36 am PDT #9061 of 10000
What is even happening?
Miracleman in Bitches:
Emeline is at the "I want" stage. But, you know...she's two and some odd, and sometimes her words are not so clear, so I've fallen into the habit of repeating what she said back to make sure I got it. This often leads to exchanges similar to this:
"I wanna waffew."
"You want a waffle?"
"No."
"What do you want?"
"Waffew."
"Waffle?"
"No."
"I don't understand."
Then she'll heave a heavy put-upon sigh and go to the freezer and fetch a waffle, all the while looking at me like "Idiot. It's pronounced 'waffew'."
Pix - Apr 06, 2007 10:45:39 am PDT #9062 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In Natter:
Allyson:
When someone who knows I'm a Jew wishes me a happy easter, I'm just going to say, "you're welcome."
Miracleman:
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
"You killed our Lord and Savior!"
"And what did he do then? He rose from the dead and became the foundation of your religion. So what do we say...?"
"*mumble*thankyouforkillingourlordandsavior*mumble*"
"You're welcome. Here, have some candy shaped like a pagan fertility symbol."
erikaj - Apr 06, 2007 10:55:14 am PDT #9063 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Allyson reminds me I did not switch to my usual, Judas-themed tag for Easter this year.