'Out Of Gas'
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god, I swear I'm only setup. In Premium, regarding The Tudors:
SA: Heh. My friend T and I looked at each other at the first gratuitous sex scene and were like, "He didn't take off his pants, did he?" "Nope, didn't even finish unbuttoning them." "Guess Henry's a hump monkey then."
Matt the Bruins fan: But the mystery of why he had so much trouble fathering heirs is solved at last!
SA, I was just coming in to post that!
SA, I was just coming in to post that!
I don't believe you, Robin.
It was obviously so awesome she was going to post it twice.
In Natter:
tommyrot:
The ten creepiest deep-sea fish: >[link]
Freaky.Steph L.
I guess when you live that far beneath the surface, not much light gets in, so it doesn't matter if you're pretty.
Ugh.Kat:
kinda like a bar before last call. or a basement at a frat house.
Miracleman in Bitches:
Emeline is at the "I want" stage. But, you know...she's two and some odd, and sometimes her words are not so clear, so I've fallen into the habit of repeating what she said back to make sure I got it. This often leads to exchanges similar to this:
"I wanna waffew."
"You want a waffle?"
"No."
"What do you want?"
"Waffew."
"Waffle?"
"No."
"I don't understand."
Then she'll heave a heavy put-upon sigh and go to the freezer and fetch a waffle, all the while looking at me like "Idiot. It's pronounced 'waffew'."
In Natter:
Allyson:
When someone who knows I'm a Jew wishes me a happy easter, I'm just going to say, "you're welcome."
Miracleman:
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
"You killed our Lord and Savior!"
"And what did he do then? He rose from the dead and became the foundation of your religion. So what do we say...?"
"*mumble*thankyouforkillingourlordandsavior*mumble*"
"You're welcome. Here, have some candy shaped like a pagan fertility symbol."
Allyson reminds me I did not switch to my usual, Judas-themed tag for Easter this year.
Hec on his daughter:
Matilda has inherited her mother's fondness for baby toes, and conveniently Matilda comes equipped with them at the end of her own feet. She's been munching on them all week. If I could get her a basket of chocolate feet I would. When I was taking a bath with her the other day she spotted my big toe and her eyes went wide like a hunter spotting a sixteen point buck.