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Pix - Mar 30, 2007 9:43:53 am PDT #9049 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

Juliana:

Good morning, Bitches. I would like to announce that not only am I wear the cranky pants, I am also wearing the bitchy shirt and the "fuck all y'all" jacket. Please refer to me for all your misanthropic needs today - I am not up to Empress-levels of smiting, but I can sure as hell turn a good glower and sneer upon many people today.

Miracleman:

Seems to be going around. I myself have the full complement of Cranky Pants, Bite Me t-shirt and I think I may have inadvertently put on the underwear of You Suck, the socks of Seriously, How Has Someone Not Killed You? and the boots of JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WILL YOU SIMPLY CEASE TO EXIST ALREADY AND DO THE UNIVERSE A FUCKING FAVOR?

Steph L:

How about the shoes of "I am going to fuck you UP, motherfucker"?

Juliana:

It's the Boots of "Do NOT Fucking Talk To Me, Lest Your Head Be Permanently Lodged Up Your Ass", actually.

Topic!Cindy:

I can't get anything in the suburbs.

Jen - Mar 30, 2007 2:17:59 pm PDT #9050 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Erin writes an eloquent occupational manifesto in Bitches:

I'm tired of being looked down on by students and American society in general for being a teacher. The educational system may fail some students, by and large, most teachers don't. I chose this job; I didn't "fall back" on it, and I'm fucking smart; I could indeed being making more money as a lawyer or a doctor but I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. I spend more time with more kids than most parents.

I impart morals; I teach ethics; I encourage free thinking and reading and tolerance and joy and creativity, and I hold students to high standards. Kids have my phone number, I make sure they have food; I celebrate their lives with them, and and am like a big sister and an aunt and a strong female role model for boys and girls alike.

I do not deserve ANYONE'S scorn.

Liese S. - Mar 30, 2007 3:07:57 pm PDT #9051 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I love Erin. That made me go back and search out her teacher-as-high-roller drabble that I love so much. I've been meaning to print it out and hang it, and I just did so.

Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2007 6:04:12 am PDT #9052 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Shrift in Natter: I woke up psychotic this morning. I hate it when that happens.

WindSparrow - Apr 02, 2007 7:49:45 am PDT #9053 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches, where the weekend's accomplishments have been enumerated, and Polter-Cow is in training for a marathon, so has been running quite a bit.

MiracleMan:

What'd you do to make someone chase you twelve miles?

Polter-Cow:

My mom caught me with a white Caucasian she-devil.

Strix - Apr 02, 2007 8:41:57 am PDT #9054 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Aimee, in Bitches: This should not, in the future, translate into SEX DREAMS about PRINCE EFFING CHARLES.

Vortex: Was he your tampon?

esse - Apr 03, 2007 6:22:12 am PDT #9055 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

god, I swear I'm only setup. In Premium, regarding The Tudors:

SA: Heh. My friend T and I looked at each other at the first gratuitous sex scene and were like, "He didn't take off his pants, did he?" "Nope, didn't even finish unbuttoning them." "Guess Henry's a hump monkey then."

Matt the Bruins fan: But the mystery of why he had so much trouble fathering heirs is solved at last!

Scrappy - Apr 03, 2007 7:04:05 am PDT #9056 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

SA, I was just coming in to post that!

Scrappy - Apr 03, 2007 7:04:13 am PDT #9057 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

SA, I was just coming in to post that!

Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2007 7:14:52 am PDT #9058 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I don't believe you, Robin.

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