'Shindig'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
(Because I am 12....)
In Natter --
Shrift: I kind of went a little crazy with the fruit when I was ordering groceries last night, so I'm going to have blueberries and strawberries and raspberries and -- basically it will be a berrypocalypse in my kitchen tonight.
Matt: Just pace yourself so it doesn't become poopmageddon in your bathroom tomorrow.
Connie Neil in Bitches 35:
I love heights--though I have to be always mindful that the voice that says "Go ahead, you'll be able to fly" is not my friend.
Cindy says Drug is the Love:
I have gone from being completely medication averse to being so in love with my Ativan, I'd like to walk around with a drip in my arm. I haven't needed any in a few days, so I wink at it when I walk by the cabinet, so it knows I haven't forgotten it.
One of the perils of online dating:
in Bitches:
vw:
And lastly, I just checked the people who want to communicate with me on eHarmony. One of the guy's grandfather evidently had a "strock" but recovered. How do these guys find me???
erika:
Because I'm not online dating anymore.
Theodosia in Technology: I regret to say at this time I'm not a skilled enough knitter to make a Harmony remote.
Miracleman making me laugh in Bitches:
Re: Cellphones. Aims and I have phones that will never break, ever, no matter how much we may want them to. They are ugly, squat, industrial looking cellphones that are probably pre-fall-of-the-Republic Russian military surplus designed to survive a direct nuclear strike, but contain no aesthetic value whatsoever lest they distract Russian troops with their shininess and make them long for Western culture.
We require no insurance. Comrade.
In Literary, flea:
mr. flea mocked me roundly for loving Librarything. I pointed out he enjoyed computer programming. He pointed out that someone who enjoyed computer programming created Librarything. I pointed out that someone who enjoyed computer programming AND geeking out about books created Librarything.
Then we were at an impasse.
In Bitches
vw: One should not have to wake up at 6 a.m. after not going to bed till midnight. How do people do this on a regular basis?
tommyrot: With coffee, bitterness and recrimination?
Daniel in Bitches:
Andi and I won the lottery yesterday.
$4.
...on a $3 investment.
Winnings take a while to accumulate at this rate.
In Bitches
Aimee: Aimee is hereby crowned Queen of Beginning Algebra! She hath made the integers and prime factors and mixed numbers and decimals her bitches and will henceforth banish them to the "learned it, don't need it til the exam" corner.
Hil R.: Yay Aimee!
(Though the math teacher in me wants to say, "But you learned it! Now you can have fun with it! Numbers do all sorts of neat things! Nobody puts prime factors in a corner!")