Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.

'Shindig'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Typo Boy - Mar 20, 2007 7:28:54 am PDT #9034 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Connie Neil in Bitches 35:

I love heights--though I have to be always mindful that the voice that says "Go ahead, you'll be able to fly" is not my friend.


DavidS - Mar 20, 2007 2:51:13 pm PDT #9035 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cindy says Drug is the Love:

I have gone from being completely medication averse to being so in love with my Ativan, I'd like to walk around with a drip in my arm. I haven't needed any in a few days, so I wink at it when I walk by the cabinet, so it knows I haven't forgotten it.


Cashmere - Mar 21, 2007 5:27:17 pm PDT #9036 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

One of the perils of online dating:

in Bitches:

vw:

And lastly, I just checked the people who want to communicate with me on eHarmony. One of the guy's grandfather evidently had a "strock" but recovered. How do these guys find me???

erika:

Because I'm not online dating anymore.


Pix - Mar 22, 2007 5:46:29 am PDT #9037 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Theodosia in Technology: I regret to say at this time I'm not a skilled enough knitter to make a Harmony remote.


Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2007 6:21:32 am PDT #9038 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Miracleman making me laugh in Bitches:

Re: Cellphones. Aims and I have phones that will never break, ever, no matter how much we may want them to. They are ugly, squat, industrial looking cellphones that are probably pre-fall-of-the-Republic Russian military surplus designed to survive a direct nuclear strike, but contain no aesthetic value whatsoever lest they distract Russian troops with their shininess and make them long for Western culture.

We require no insurance. Comrade.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 23, 2007 2:23:07 am PDT #9039 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Literary, flea:

mr. flea mocked me roundly for loving Librarything. I pointed out he enjoyed computer programming. He pointed out that someone who enjoyed computer programming created Librarything. I pointed out that someone who enjoyed computer programming AND geeking out about books created Librarything.

Then we were at an impasse.


Ginger - Mar 23, 2007 3:50:27 am PDT #9040 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Bitches

vw: One should not have to wake up at 6 a.m. after not going to bed till midnight. How do people do this on a regular basis?

tommyrot: With coffee, bitterness and recrimination?


Beverly - Mar 23, 2007 3:59:41 am PDT #9041 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Daniel in Bitches:

Andi and I won the lottery yesterday.

$4.

...on a $3 investment.

Winnings take a while to accumulate at this rate.


Pix - Mar 23, 2007 1:27:47 pm PDT #9042 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches

Aimee: Aimee is hereby crowned Queen of Beginning Algebra! She hath made the integers and prime factors and mixed numbers and decimals her bitches and will henceforth banish them to the "learned it, don't need it til the exam" corner.

Hil R.: Yay Aimee!

(Though the math teacher in me wants to say, "But you learned it! Now you can have fun with it! Numbers do all sorts of neat things! Nobody puts prime factors in a corner!")


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2007 5:11:14 am PDT #9043 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter, re: ita's black belt test --

Jessica: Break a leg today, ita! (Er, someone else's!)