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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - (to John, re: Thuy) You are violently cute about that woman.
John H - I should say that she's not just cute. She might look like a delicate little oriental lotus-blossom, but she grew up in a tough neighbourhood, can beat me at pool every time, and from her time serving beer in sleazy bars in Saigon she knows how to hold her own in a bar-room brawl, believe me.
Love!
Jess PMoon:
I suppose it's too much for me to hope that the Pet Psychic is an actual psychic pet? Because a fortune telling kitten would just be too cute for words.
t Natterishness
This is dangerously close to how I write
....PMM, are you only wearing briefs at the time? Because the very suggestion is in danger of igniting my keyboard. And I can't decide which is hotter - topless PMM in girl pants, or topless PMM in boy pants.
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(computer bursts into flame)
Hee.
Okay, it seems silly to copy and paste but see above:
COMM'itted.
(Normally boy briefs and an open robe.)
Yeah, what she glurbled.
In Bitches, Am-Chau Yarkona:
"Come here, precious. Dobby come to bed?""Dobby must sweep floor. Dobby must cook breakfast. Dobby is not fit to sleep with ex-holder of One Ring."
"Dobby is new precious. Dobby must bring Gollum what he sweeps up from Bag End floor."
It has potentional.
... I can't stop laughing; I'm going to hell.
Emily:
It's actually a bit irritating to keep reading stories where a character who regularly wears glasses loses them and then identifies a friend across a room. Um, no. More like, "There's a person over there -- or, wait, it could be two people... or a pillar. Possibly the wall."
Fay, in Clex:
All Praise The Buffistas' Board, where expletives run free and let their wobbly bits wave around in the breeze.
billytea: First, it's the date on which, twelve years ago, Milli Vanilli were forced to return their Grammy, for which I think we can all be grateful. Vale Rob, vale Fab.
Jen: My god, man, is there anything you don't know?
billytea: I don't know what on earth possessed anyone to award it to them in the first place...
The Boy of Typos, in Natter:
My feeling is that if we don't have more nude peace rallies, the terrorists have already won.
In Buffy, non-spoilery for S7:
Amber B.: Buffy died to save the world and was resurrected. How much more Christ figure can she get?
Jess PMoon: Well, Xander's a carpenter who saved the world with a message of love.
billytea: If ever they had children, the birth would be attended by elderly women dressed in black hissing "It is the Kwisatz Haderach!"