Fay, in Clex:
All Praise The Buffistas' Board, where expletives run free and let their wobbly bits wave around in the breeze.
Numfar! Do the dance of joy.
Elder ,'Power Play'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2002 7:28:12 am PST #904 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
DXMachina - Nov 19, 2002 8:16:19 am PST #905 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
billytea: First, it's the date on which, twelve years ago, Milli Vanilli were forced to return their Grammy, for which I think we can all be grateful. Vale Rob, vale Fab.
Jen: My god, man, is there anything you don't know?
billytea: I don't know what on earth possessed anyone to award it to them in the first place...
Nutty - Nov 19, 2002 8:49:24 am PST #906 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
The Boy of Typos, in Natter:
My feeling is that if we don't have more nude peace rallies, the terrorists have already won.
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2002 9:03:16 am PST #907 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Buffy, non-spoilery for S7:
Amber B.: Buffy died to save the world and was resurrected. How much more Christ figure can she get?
Jess PMoon: Well, Xander's a carpenter who saved the world with a message of love.
billytea: If ever they had children, the birth would be attended by elderly women dressed in black hissing "It is the Kwisatz Haderach!"
erikaj - Nov 19, 2002 9:14:27 am PST #908 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
And DX, with the musical conclusion:
Earwormed now:
If I was a carpenter,
And you were the Slayer,
Could we save the world anyway?
Could we stop the flayer?
Betsy HP - Nov 19, 2002 10:08:49 am PST #909 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Billytea, with more exciting news from the world of biology:
Or there's the antechinus, an Australian marsupial of remarkable sexual appetites. Every year you can hear dads explain the facts of life to their newly mature sons: "Well son, it's almost July and you'll have noticed that your testicles are now as big as your head." Or at least you could hear that, if not for the fact that all their fathers are dead.
Theodosia - Nov 19, 2002 10:35:26 am PST #910 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jen:
Being an agnostic is so much less complicated. I just shrug and say, "beats me," and that's the end of the conversation. ;)
Jesse - Nov 19, 2002 10:36:06 am PST #911 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
From Natter...
erikaj: I know little about my ancestors, except that one great-grandfather had an upsetting tendency to fall for get-rich-quick schemes that failed.Trying to raise cattle when he'd barely ever seen a cow, stuff like that.(they all got some bovine disease and died, of course.) And that was after the Worst!Mercantile!Ever!. I dearly hope I didn't inherit his business sense.
Nutty: erika, could be worse. Your last name could be Ponzi.
Betsy HP - Nov 19, 2002 10:55:42 am PST #912 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
In the Buffy thread, a fine point of Christian theology is hashed out:
Steph: That [Christ] was human meant he could die in substitutionary atonement.
Jen: Wow. It's like algebra, only with grace instead of letters.
Cindy: But there is big debate as to whether you have to show your work(s).
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 19, 2002 11:53:21 am PST #913 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
billytea is so goddamn cool.