'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Yeah, what she glurbled.
In Bitches, Am-Chau Yarkona:
"Come here, precious. Dobby come to bed?""Dobby must sweep floor. Dobby must cook breakfast. Dobby is not fit to sleep with ex-holder of One Ring."
"Dobby is new precious. Dobby must bring Gollum what he sweeps up from Bag End floor."
It has potentional.
... I can't stop laughing; I'm going to hell.
Emily:
It's actually a bit irritating to keep reading stories where a character who regularly wears glasses loses them and then identifies a friend across a room. Um, no. More like, "There's a person over there -- or, wait, it could be two people... or a pillar. Possibly the wall."
Fay, in Clex:
All Praise The Buffistas' Board, where expletives run free and let their wobbly bits wave around in the breeze.
billytea: First, it's the date on which, twelve years ago, Milli Vanilli were forced to return their Grammy, for which I think we can all be grateful. Vale Rob, vale Fab.
Jen: My god, man, is there anything you don't know?
billytea: I don't know what on earth possessed anyone to award it to them in the first place...
The Boy of Typos, in Natter:
My feeling is that if we don't have more nude peace rallies, the terrorists have already won.
In Buffy, non-spoilery for S7:
Amber B.: Buffy died to save the world and was resurrected. How much more Christ figure can she get?
Jess PMoon: Well, Xander's a carpenter who saved the world with a message of love.
billytea: If ever they had children, the birth would be attended by elderly women dressed in black hissing "It is the Kwisatz Haderach!"
And DX, with the musical conclusion:
Earwormed now:
If I was a carpenter,
And you were the Slayer,
Could we save the world anyway?
Could we stop the flayer?
Billytea, with more exciting news from the world of biology:
Or there's the antechinus, an Australian marsupial of remarkable sexual appetites. Every year you can hear dads explain the facts of life to their newly mature sons: "Well son, it's almost July and you'll have noticed that your testicles are now as big as your head." Or at least you could hear that, if not for the fact that all their fathers are dead.
Jen:
Being an agnostic is so much less complicated. I just shrug and say, "beats me," and that's the end of the conversation. ;)
From Natter...
erikaj: I know little about my ancestors, except that one great-grandfather had an upsetting tendency to fall for get-rich-quick schemes that failed.Trying to raise cattle when he'd barely ever seen a cow, stuff like that.(they all got some bovine disease and died, of course.) And that was after the Worst!Mercantile!Ever!. I dearly hope I didn't inherit his business sense.
Nutty: erika, could be worse. Your last name could be Ponzi.