Sarameg: That isn't snow out there. It's the Devil's Own Slushee.
Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.
Jayne ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Ginger - Feb 14, 2007 9:26:40 am PST #8967 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
tiggy - Feb 14, 2007 9:49:26 am PST #8968 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
I can't believe this hasn't been COMMed yet. in natter:
connie neil - WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Men who have had a vasectomy may face an increased risk of developing a rare type of dementia marked by a steady loss of language skills
Jessica - So...some men's brains really are in their pants?
Jessica - Feb 15, 2007 4:56:37 am PST #8969 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
DXM, Lost (nonspoilery):
Locke: You have an answer?
Island: You're really not going to like it.
Locke: Tell us.
Island: The answer to the Great Question...
Locke: Yes?
Island: ...of life, the universe, and everything...
Locke: Yes?
Island: ...is...
Sayid: Yes?
Island: ...is...
Locke, Sayid: *Yes*?
Island: 4 8 15 16 23 42.
[stunned silence]
Locke, Sayid: *4 8 15 16 23 42*?
Island: It was a tough assignment.
Sayid: We're going to need a better island. Maybe with some fjords.
Liese S. - Feb 15, 2007 7:07:28 am PST #8970 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Bwah! I'm not even following the show anymore (I watched the catch-up special, but..) but bwah!
Aims - Feb 15, 2007 12:33:31 pm PST #8971 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
shrift in Natter:
Cute pictures of babies do so little for me that I think I must have used the batteries in my biological clock for the TiVo remote.
Jesse - Feb 15, 2007 1:39:06 pm PST #8972 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also from Natter:
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flea:
My little snot and poo machine just cut his first tooth!
Aimée:
YAY MR. FLEA!
Sean K - Feb 15, 2007 3:39:34 pm PST #8973 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm just the setup. Cindy made me laugh:
Sean K: There's been a couple of times I've heard Emeline do the NO! thing that it sounded to me more like it's her EMPHATIC word, not necessarily her denial word. Like, she says it sometimes when she wants to be emphatic about something, rather than fully understanding what the word "no" means, and how to use it properly. If that makes any sense.
Topic!Cindy: No.
Kathy A - Feb 15, 2007 7:45:42 pm PST #8974 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Sarameg: Teeth? Another design flaw.
Daisy Jane: Right!?! Why aren't they steel and pointy so we can rip out the bowels of our enemies?
It's possible I've had too much scotch.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 16, 2007 9:50:11 am PST #8975 of 10000
What is even happening?
Allyson: They were trying to make me feel like some sort of humorless dried up feminist. I'm a really funny, well moisturized feminist.
Deena - Feb 17, 2007 10:08:22 am PST #8976 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
In Bitches.
Ailleann: I'm happy to report that today so far has been much better. I got a good night's sleep, didn't wake up with a headache, did some apartment cleaning, and watched me some Winchesters. And my knee hurts a lot less, though I still don't know where my brace is.
I'm almost human enough.... to go to work for 7 hours. Ugh.
Hil R.: Ow ow ow. Woke up with a swollen knee. Not sure why it's swollen, but it hurts to put any weight on it.
So much for my plan to walk to the grocery store today.
Ailleann: takes angry knee back