'Serenity'
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I can't believe this hasn't been COMMed yet. in natter:
connie neil - WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Men who have had a vasectomy may face an increased risk of developing a rare type of dementia marked by a steady loss of language skills
Jessica - So...some men's brains really are in their pants?
DXM, Lost (nonspoilery):
Locke: You have an answer?
Island: You're really not going to like it.
Locke: Tell us.
Island: The answer to the Great Question...
Locke: Yes?
Island: ...of life, the universe, and everything...
Locke: Yes?
Island: ...is...
Sayid: Yes?
Island: ...is...
Locke, Sayid: *Yes*?
Island: 4 8 15 16 23 42.
[stunned silence]
Locke, Sayid: *4 8 15 16 23 42*?
Island: It was a tough assignment.
Sayid: We're going to need a better island. Maybe with some fjords.
Bwah! I'm not even following the show anymore (I watched the catch-up special, but..) but bwah!
shrift in Natter:
Cute pictures of babies do so little for me that I think I must have used the batteries in my biological clock for the TiVo remote.
Also from Natter:
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flea:
My little snot and poo machine just cut his first tooth!
Aimée:
YAY MR. FLEA!
I'm just the setup. Cindy made me laugh:
Sean K: There's been a couple of times I've heard Emeline do the NO! thing that it sounded to me more like it's her EMPHATIC word, not necessarily her denial word. Like, she says it sometimes when she wants to be emphatic about something, rather than fully understanding what the word "no" means, and how to use it properly. If that makes any sense.
Topic!Cindy: No.
Sarameg: Teeth? Another design flaw.
Daisy Jane: Right!?! Why aren't they steel and pointy so we can rip out the bowels of our enemies?
It's possible I've had too much scotch.
Allyson: They were trying to make me feel like some sort of humorless dried up feminist. I'm a really funny, well moisturized feminist.
In Bitches.
Ailleann: I'm happy to report that today so far has been much better. I got a good night's sleep, didn't wake up with a headache, did some apartment cleaning, and watched me some Winchesters. And my knee hurts a lot less, though I still don't know where my brace is.
I'm almost human enough.... to go to work for 7 hours. Ugh.
Hil R.: Ow ow ow. Woke up with a swollen knee. Not sure why it's swollen, but it hurts to put any weight on it.
So much for my plan to walk to the grocery store today.
Ailleann: takes angry knee back
In Natter --
Laura: It's raining. Brandy ran out the front door, quickly peed and ran back in. She's a fine girl.
billytea: But her life, her love and her lady, is the pee.